Lappy!
I finally broke down and picked up a new laptop. Mostly for school, but partially for novelty's sake. It's got a swivel display and can switch into tablet mode.
I also decided that brand name reliability was a focus for my purchase, so here's the new toy's specs, in all its shinyness, under the link:
ModelBrandASUSModelR1E-C1Part#90NGBA11325AD61L850TOperating SystemsOperating SystemWindows XP ProfessionalCPUCPU TypeIntel Core 2 DuoCPU SpeedT9300(2.50GHz)ChipsetChipsetIntel GM965CPUCPU FSB800MHzCPU L2 Cache6MBDisplayScreen Size13.3"Display TypeWide XGAResolution1280 x 800GraphicsGPU/VPUIntel GMA X3100Video MemoryShared system memoryHard DriveHDD250GBHD RPM5400rpmMemoryMemory SpeedDDR2 667Memory3GBMax Memory Supported4GBOptical DriveOptical Drive TypeDVD Super MultiOptical Drive InterfaceIntegratedCommunicationsModem56KLAN10/100/1000MbpsWLAN802.11A/G/NBluetoothYesPortsCard Slot1 x Express CardUSB3VGA1S-Video1Audio PortsYesAudioAudioIntegrated Sound cardInput DeviceKeyboardStandardTouchpadYesSupplemental DriveCard Reader8-in-1PowerBatteryLithium IonPhysical specDimensions12.5" x 9.1" x 1.4"Weight4.2 lbs.FeaturesOther FeaturesFingerprint Reader
Trusted Platform Module
30-Day Zero Bright Dot
Carry bag/Bluetooth mouseManufacturer WarrantyParts2 years limitedLabor2 years limited