A conversation about Staals

[jedusaur]

Me: Which Staal brother is your favorite?
Boything: Jordan.
Me: Why?
Boything: He has the most... appropriately... sized... eyebrows. Mhm.
Me: He's the only one whose name you remember, isn't he?
Boything: Yes.
Me: You don't know any of the others? There's two Js, an E, and an M. I know I've mentioned all of them.
Boything: Mike. Matt. Mark.
Me: Marc is one of them.
Boything: E... um, Edvund.
Me: That... is not even...
Boything: Edward. Eric.
Me: Yes, Eric. They're not very creative names.
Boything: *guesses a few J names before getting Jared*
Me: Yup. That's all of them.
Boything: Jay. James.
Me: There are only four.
Boything: I'm trying to discover a new one. So Jared, Jordan, Eric, Marc. Did I get the right order?
Me: No. Are you trying to guess their ages now?
Boything: No, I meant in order by height.
Me: They're all the same height.
Boything: WHAT? No. Stop that, Staals. Where are they manufactured?
Me: You're starting to sound a lot like hockey fandom.

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