To Reach Around To The Other Side
There have now officially been enough of these that Zanne gets a tag.
hazel: [...] i'd be like
hazel: THERE WAS A PONY
hazel: SOMEONE MADE SWEET LOVE ON A CHICKEN HUTCH AND FELL OFF IT
me: zanne
me: hey zanne
hazel: THAT'S WHEN PATRICK LEARNT NEVER TO COMBINE BARNYARD STRUCTURES AND ALCOHOL
hazel: etc
hazel: hey
me: zanne
hazel: no bestiality for real
[there is a reason this was what she thought I was going to ask for; it involves another fic she's currently writing and does not have anything to do with my personal preferences. just clearing that up.]
me: will you write me all-caps twitterfic where Patrick has sex on a chicken hutch
me: pleeeaaaase
hazel: FUCKIT
hazel: SURE
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit A LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT PKANE IS THAT HIS UNCLE MORT OWNS A FARM. THERE ARE CHICKENS AND EVERYTHING.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit HE TAKES JOHNNY THERE. HE TAKES JOHNNY *EVERYWHERE* THESE DAYS. PUN DEF. INTENDED. FUCK IT, HE'S A STAR.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit AND, LIKE, FOR REALS, UNCLE MORT IS AMAZING. WHAT'S ALSO AMAZING IS HIS GREENHOUSE OF QUALITY WEED.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit A LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT TAZER IS HE RELAXES OVER THE SUMMER. A LOT.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand *CHINHANDS*
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit SO IT BASICALLY TAKES NO CONVINCING FOR KANER TO CONVINCE HIM THEY SHOULD SMOKE UP - OUTSIDE, BECAUSE UNCLE MORT NEEDS SLEEP
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand OFC OFC. REASONS AND LOGIC.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit IT'S BASICALLY A MAGICAL EXPERIENCE, ESPECIALLY WHEN KANER PULLS OUT THE LUBE AND A CONDOM AND SAYS, "HEY, YOU WANNA?"
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit HE WAGGLES HIS EYEBROWS AND EVERYTHING. JOHNNY LOOKS ASHAMED TO FIND THAT SHIT ATTRACTIVE. TBF, HE USUALLY DOES.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand WE ARE ALL ASHAMED TO FIND PATRICK KANE ATTRACTIVE
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit THEN J'S ALL "I DON'T WANT TO BANG ON TOP OF COW SHIT, PATRICK, YOU'RE A MORON."
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit KANER IS NOT A MORON, BECAUSE HE PLANNED THIS SHIT OUT: THE TOP OF THE CHICKEN HUTCH IS STABLE AND SHIT-FREE.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit TAZER LOOKS APPALLED, BUT ALSO TURNED-ON. BECAUSE KANER'S A FUCKING *STAR* WHO TREATS HIS B/F RIGHT.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit THE SEX IS PRETTY EXCELLENT. TAZER GETS REALLY INTO IT, AND KANER GETS REALLY INTO HIM. BOOM.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand LOLOLOL A+++++
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit BUT KANER'S FEELING PRETTY OUT-OF-IT AFTERWARDS, AND SO IS TAZER, OBVS, BECAUSE DURING THE AFTERGLOW MAKOUTS, THEY FALL OFF
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit UNCLE MORT LOOKS DISTINCTLY UNIMPRESSED WHEN HE FINDS THEM IN THE MORNING, PANTSLESS IN A FIELD WHILE CHICKENS FORAGE.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand DYING
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit AND KANER NEVER ADMITS TO ANYONE ANYONE HOW HE GOT THAT SMALL SCAR ON HIS ASS. THE END.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand you are the wind beneath my wings
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit I am horrified by how easy I am.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand I shall travel the world of possibilities within you until I find a wall. then I'll go the other way. like a porn Roomba.
(Subject line contributed by projectyl, because he's great.)
This entry was originally posted at http://jedusaur.dreamwidth.org/76332.html.
hazel: [...] i'd be like
hazel: THERE WAS A PONY
hazel: SOMEONE MADE SWEET LOVE ON A CHICKEN HUTCH AND FELL OFF IT
me: zanne
me: hey zanne
hazel: THAT'S WHEN PATRICK LEARNT NEVER TO COMBINE BARNYARD STRUCTURES AND ALCOHOL
hazel: etc
hazel: hey
me: zanne
hazel: no bestiality for real
[there is a reason this was what she thought I was going to ask for; it involves another fic she's currently writing and does not have anything to do with my personal preferences. just clearing that up.]
me: will you write me all-caps twitterfic where Patrick has sex on a chicken hutch
me: pleeeaaaase
hazel: FUCKIT
hazel: SURE
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit A LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT PKANE IS THAT HIS UNCLE MORT OWNS A FARM. THERE ARE CHICKENS AND EVERYTHING.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit HE TAKES JOHNNY THERE. HE TAKES JOHNNY *EVERYWHERE* THESE DAYS. PUN DEF. INTENDED. FUCK IT, HE'S A STAR.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit AND, LIKE, FOR REALS, UNCLE MORT IS AMAZING. WHAT'S ALSO AMAZING IS HIS GREENHOUSE OF QUALITY WEED.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit A LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT TAZER IS HE RELAXES OVER THE SUMMER. A LOT.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand *CHINHANDS*
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit SO IT BASICALLY TAKES NO CONVINCING FOR KANER TO CONVINCE HIM THEY SHOULD SMOKE UP - OUTSIDE, BECAUSE UNCLE MORT NEEDS SLEEP
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand OFC OFC. REASONS AND LOGIC.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit IT'S BASICALLY A MAGICAL EXPERIENCE, ESPECIALLY WHEN KANER PULLS OUT THE LUBE AND A CONDOM AND SAYS, "HEY, YOU WANNA?"
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit HE WAGGLES HIS EYEBROWS AND EVERYTHING. JOHNNY LOOKS ASHAMED TO FIND THAT SHIT ATTRACTIVE. TBF, HE USUALLY DOES.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand WE ARE ALL ASHAMED TO FIND PATRICK KANE ATTRACTIVE
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit THEN J'S ALL "I DON'T WANT TO BANG ON TOP OF COW SHIT, PATRICK, YOU'RE A MORON."
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit KANER IS NOT A MORON, BECAUSE HE PLANNED THIS SHIT OUT: THE TOP OF THE CHICKEN HUTCH IS STABLE AND SHIT-FREE.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit TAZER LOOKS APPALLED, BUT ALSO TURNED-ON. BECAUSE KANER'S A FUCKING *STAR* WHO TREATS HIS B/F RIGHT.
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit THE SEX IS PRETTY EXCELLENT. TAZER GETS REALLY INTO IT, AND KANER GETS REALLY INTO HIM. BOOM.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand LOLOLOL A+++++
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit BUT KANER'S FEELING PRETTY OUT-OF-IT AFTERWARDS, AND SO IS TAZER, OBVS, BECAUSE DURING THE AFTERGLOW MAKOUTS, THEY FALL OFF
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit UNCLE MORT LOOKS DISTINCTLY UNIMPRESSED WHEN HE FINDS THEM IN THE MORNING, PANTSLESS IN A FIELD WHILE CHICKENS FORAGE.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand DYING
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit AND KANER NEVER ADMITS TO ANYONE ANYONE HOW HE GOT THAT SMALL SCAR ON HIS ASS. THE END.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand you are the wind beneath my wings
@zanneampersand: @ohshitcircuit I am horrified by how easy I am.
@ohshitcircuit: @zanneampersand I shall travel the world of possibilities within you until I find a wall. then I'll go the other way. like a porn Roomba.
(Subject line contributed by projectyl, because he's great.)
This entry was originally posted at http://jedusaur.dreamwidth.org/76332.html.