1. She mailed me a Simpsons-themed Father's Day card covered in Valentine's Day stickers with horrible puns on them, like a frog saying "You Are Ribbiting!" and a dog saying "Doggone Crazy For You!" It is approximately the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life.
2. The Father's Day card was wrapped in this:
Thaaaank you Zara! ♥
(heh, Grant Morrison is kind of staring into my shower. IT'S OKAY, GRANT. YOU CAN PERV ON ME, I DON'T MIND.)