i will be a groupie...
i have applied for a position of being a groupie. lol.
this is in regard to the very cool comic "the pain" which is bitterly realistic... so dark humor :0)
anyways... heres the address of the comics:http://www.thepaincomics.com/
and yes... the e-mail i wrote and the one i got back i consider halrious. utterly halrious. i will be writting back tomarrow, and will update with news. lol.
here's the "ad" to which i sold my very self:
Due to the increased volume of fan mail, hate mail, stalkers, and misguided offers of work he receives, as well as his increasingly clearly defined personality quirks, Tim Kreider can no longer respond directly to electronic mail. In the future, all fan/business e-mail will be answered by his intern, Ms. Phelatia Czochula-Hautpanz, at hautpanz@thepaincomics.com. Hopeful groupies will be pre-screened by Ms. Hautpanz, and the approved candidates forwarded to Mr. Kreider.
Tim Kreider will still respond to all actual letters written on paper delivered by the U.S. Postal Service to:
P.O. Box 422
Charlestown, MD 21914
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here's my e-mail:
Hello Ms. Phelatia Czochula-Hautpanz!
I was wondering what the requirements were for becoming a groupie for Tim
Kreider? Other then a female of course (as seems to be his usual sexual
preference) and luckily that I'm young but still legal?
Also, please send Tim my gratitude for his comics, and especially the "artistic
statements" that go along with them. :0) I'd say "yay for cynicism" but
somehow it seems a bit ironic, but hey, irony is a great thing. so, "yay!"
from one supposed artist to another,
-Juliette
ps: I sincerely apologize for my not including pictures of my "boobies," though
obviously not quite enough to include said pitures anyways, but hopefully this
will not hurt my "groupie" application, as I can assure that they are quite
nice
****************************************
here's the e-mail i was returned later on the same day! wowie! lol:
Juliette,
It is an ideal time for Mr. Kreider to receive new a groupie as he is
currently inconsolable for a variety of reasons, extending from the failure
of his second book to the cold of encroachment. He will be very eager to
hear that you are a young person as many women that are his own age are
rabid for the babies. Photographs of the "boobies" aren't necessary (Mr.
Kreider he is a man of ass of the higher order in any event) but perhaps
have you photographs of yourself to subject? I will dispatch then the
latter to Mr. Kreider. Moreover, you are local with the area of Baltimore?
Mr. Kreider is currently at his cabin of summer on the Bay of Chesapeake but
after "New Year's" he moves for the winter, thus I would suggest you
consumate your admiration for him within the month. Please do not be an
alienated person as M. Kreider has sure had some unhappy romantic tangles
with the insane one.
Mr. Kreider often wonders that people find his drawings cynical. With him
they seem simply realistic. He will appreciate your cheers.
Respect,
C.-H.
P.S. Please note that I am not a groupie, although I do not judge this
position; I am Mr. Kreider's intern.
***************************************************
and here's the questions to u, o readers of my journal... this "intern" is obviously made up from the name (i hope to god so anyways... me and tom figured its translated to fellatio chocolate-hotpants) ... and male from the way this letter was written ("rabid for the babies")... thus my question being, what do you think? what is your opinion on the name and gender? ...etc etc. however (after reading a lot of his comics and artistic statements, it could either be tim himself, or one of his friends... either way, still amuseing)
this is in regard to the very cool comic "the pain" which is bitterly realistic... so dark humor :0)
anyways... heres the address of the comics:http://www.thepaincomics.com/
and yes... the e-mail i wrote and the one i got back i consider halrious. utterly halrious. i will be writting back tomarrow, and will update with news. lol.
here's the "ad" to which i sold my very self:
Due to the increased volume of fan mail, hate mail, stalkers, and misguided offers of work he receives, as well as his increasingly clearly defined personality quirks, Tim Kreider can no longer respond directly to electronic mail. In the future, all fan/business e-mail will be answered by his intern, Ms. Phelatia Czochula-Hautpanz, at hautpanz@thepaincomics.com. Hopeful groupies will be pre-screened by Ms. Hautpanz, and the approved candidates forwarded to Mr. Kreider.
Tim Kreider will still respond to all actual letters written on paper delivered by the U.S. Postal Service to:
P.O. Box 422
Charlestown, MD 21914
********************************************8
here's my e-mail:
Hello Ms. Phelatia Czochula-Hautpanz!
I was wondering what the requirements were for becoming a groupie for Tim
Kreider? Other then a female of course (as seems to be his usual sexual
preference) and luckily that I'm young but still legal?
Also, please send Tim my gratitude for his comics, and especially the "artistic
statements" that go along with them. :0) I'd say "yay for cynicism" but
somehow it seems a bit ironic, but hey, irony is a great thing. so, "yay!"
from one supposed artist to another,
-Juliette
ps: I sincerely apologize for my not including pictures of my "boobies," though
obviously not quite enough to include said pitures anyways, but hopefully this
will not hurt my "groupie" application, as I can assure that they are quite
nice
****************************************
here's the e-mail i was returned later on the same day! wowie! lol:
Juliette,
It is an ideal time for Mr. Kreider to receive new a groupie as he is
currently inconsolable for a variety of reasons, extending from the failure
of his second book to the cold of encroachment. He will be very eager to
hear that you are a young person as many women that are his own age are
rabid for the babies. Photographs of the "boobies" aren't necessary (Mr.
Kreider he is a man of ass of the higher order in any event) but perhaps
have you photographs of yourself to subject? I will dispatch then the
latter to Mr. Kreider. Moreover, you are local with the area of Baltimore?
Mr. Kreider is currently at his cabin of summer on the Bay of Chesapeake but
after "New Year's" he moves for the winter, thus I would suggest you
consumate your admiration for him within the month. Please do not be an
alienated person as M. Kreider has sure had some unhappy romantic tangles
with the insane one.
Mr. Kreider often wonders that people find his drawings cynical. With him
they seem simply realistic. He will appreciate your cheers.
Respect,
C.-H.
P.S. Please note that I am not a groupie, although I do not judge this
position; I am Mr. Kreider's intern.
***************************************************
and here's the questions to u, o readers of my journal... this "intern" is obviously made up from the name (i hope to god so anyways... me and tom figured its translated to fellatio chocolate-hotpants) ... and male from the way this letter was written ("rabid for the babies")... thus my question being, what do you think? what is your opinion on the name and gender? ...etc etc. however (after reading a lot of his comics and artistic statements, it could either be tim himself, or one of his friends... either way, still amuseing)