it's the most squ-am-ous time of the year!!! *singing*
Dear C'thulhu...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I donated cthulhulives's organs (2800 points). Last month on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card and used it to slay C'thulhu's enemies(+400 points). In February I pushed glantern3601 into a pit of pit-vipers (+1700 points). Last Tuesday I helped bacononit hide a body that she had partially eaten(+173 points). In November I donated bone marrow to tutankhamen in order to raise him from beyond the grave (3000000 points).
Overall, I've been scandemperous (98 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon, and brain worms that will drain all my sanity points but give me god-like powers!
Sincerely,
jediwithnosaber