Rrrr...
Dear Hood Rat,
Look, I know the "Can't go in or out without a parent if you're under 18" rule is a little dumb, but dangit, it's the rule I'm stuck enforcing, ok? My boss it pretty strict about it and I could get in moderately big trouble for letting it slide. I do not appreciate you waiting until you think I'm somewhere else (when I'm really less than 10 feet away at the soda fountain, refilling my drink in full view of the Kid Check podium) and jumping the rope after I've told you twice that I can't let you out. I wasn't kidding when I ran after you, yelling that you needed to get your butt back in here or I wouldn't let you back in. Smiling into your profanity spewing face while my big, burly (but really totally sweet) co-worker barred the way when you came back was fun, though. See, I really did mean it. Even better was when your mom noticed what was going on from her table and came up to bail your ass out AND give you a verbal bashing. Made my day.
Thank you EVER so much,
Keeper of the Kid Check
P.S. You WILL respect my athoritah!
Look, I know the "Can't go in or out without a parent if you're under 18" rule is a little dumb, but dangit, it's the rule I'm stuck enforcing, ok? My boss it pretty strict about it and I could get in moderately big trouble for letting it slide. I do not appreciate you waiting until you think I'm somewhere else (when I'm really less than 10 feet away at the soda fountain, refilling my drink in full view of the Kid Check podium) and jumping the rope after I've told you twice that I can't let you out. I wasn't kidding when I ran after you, yelling that you needed to get your butt back in here or I wouldn't let you back in. Smiling into your profanity spewing face while my big, burly (but really totally sweet) co-worker barred the way when you came back was fun, though. See, I really did mean it. Even better was when your mom noticed what was going on from her table and came up to bail your ass out AND give you a verbal bashing. Made my day.
Thank you EVER so much,
Keeper of the Kid Check
P.S. You WILL respect my athoritah!