Couch to 5K (C25K)
Week Two, Day One
LEGS: Dear, Traci’s Brain - We would like to apologize in advance for any way in which we may have offended you to make you think that this running nonsense is a good idea. May we remind you that we are 40 years old now and that we have spent 98% of those 40 years avoiding the mere semblance of running. We’ve done a darn fine job of it, too. Therefore, by way of complaint, we’d like to lodge this knee pain that will keep you awake when you try to sleep.
BRAIN: You do realize that we will get fired from our job if we fall asleep at work, right?
LEGS: We weren’t done yet! *sheesh* Also, may we formally request, should this insanity continue, that we be allowed to return to the gym and….run…*gags at the word* on the nice, padded treadmill. Thank you.
ARMS and ABS: Wait, wait, wait - what?? Noooo! See, if we go back to the gym, she’ll make us do crunches and weights. SO not cool!
BACK: Big babies! Remember what we did at work this week? Do you hear ME whining??
CALVES: We weren’t whining! We love our new Zensah sleeves! *clings*
SHINS: You were too whining! I heard you during the run today. Pitching a fit! Hmph.
CALVES: Not as big of a fit as the LEFT KNEE!!! *glares*
ME - SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU !! Legs: ice. Back: Aleve. And everybody chill the hell out because we have to get up early and go to the eye doctor tomorrow for a SLT follow-up.
EYES: Yeah, ya hear that? We’re gonna get PROBED!
Neener neener.
(No, really. I may never take these Zensah sleeves off. ;p)