This is what I do when I get bored....
Ok, all of you know that I am a star wars fan, and I am hoping there are some of you out there who like star wars as well. I have been perusing some sites, and I am going list some of the funny things I found! I hope you enjoy! (and yes I know, I need a life!)
Lines You Always Wanted to Hear In a Star Wars Film
Luke: Hey, what happened to Biggs? I could have sworn he was here a minute ago...
Random Imperial Trooper: Emperor Palpatine? Here's that wrinkle cream you asked for, sir...
R2D2 : Anything coherent
Han : Okay, I admit it. It's all my fault.
Luke: You're kinda cute...can I buy you a drink?
Luke: (trying to impress girl) Wanna see some neat Jedi tricks?
Jabba : Anything that doesn't start with Hooo, Hoooo, Hooo
Yoda or Mon Mothma : I've fallen, and I can't get up!
Anonymous Death Star Officer: Wow, that Vader is touchy today.
C3PO : No comment
Chewbacca: Why don't I ever get the girl?
Han : I traded the Falcon in for this new family model...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke, will you please stop whining?
Darth Vader: This is CNN.
Ewok Female: You know, that Chewbacca may be tall, but he's awfully cute.
Luke: Jeez, only one woman around, and she has to be my sister.
Jabba : Pass me that can of SlimFast, will you?
Imerial Officer: Why don't any of the rebels have this British accent?
Leia: I want my hairstylist executed - immediately.
Yoda: I have seen the future, and we're never going to make it to Episode 7.
Lando : Okay, I admit it. It's all my fault.
Han : Chewie, you need shampoo AGAIN?!
Han : OUCH! Chewie, have you been using my razor again?
Luke : Jedi, Shmedi. Let's go hit a bar, Han.
Luke : Anybody got a cigarette?
Boba Fett : You know, I'm actually a really nice guy when you get to know me...
Palpatine : Budget crisis? Whaddaya mean BUDGET CRISIS???
Jabba : And pack the extra Sand Skiff with Rolaids
Bib Fortuna : Does anyone here know how to do a French Braid?
Han : Hey Lando - how much DO you spend on dry cleaning, anyway?
Lando : Han, you seem troubled...have you called my psychic hotline yet?
Leia : No, I didn't say TRIM, I said cut it ALL OFF!
C3PO : Actually, I have nothing to say.
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road..In the Words of the Star Wars Characters
YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
LUKE: I want to follow the ways of the chicken and cross the road like my father.
LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
ARTOO: beep beep be bop.
CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
BIB: Die chicken wanga?
BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!
UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.
AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!
And finally, my personal favorite:
Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe
10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millenium Falcon does the same thing with just R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After enduring Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) One word: lightsabers.
6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
2) The Federation would have to interrupt whatever it's doing just to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
Lines You Always Wanted to Hear In a Star Wars Film
Luke: Hey, what happened to Biggs? I could have sworn he was here a minute ago...
Random Imperial Trooper: Emperor Palpatine? Here's that wrinkle cream you asked for, sir...
R2D2 : Anything coherent
Han : Okay, I admit it. It's all my fault.
Luke: You're kinda cute...can I buy you a drink?
Luke: (trying to impress girl) Wanna see some neat Jedi tricks?
Jabba : Anything that doesn't start with Hooo, Hoooo, Hooo
Yoda or Mon Mothma : I've fallen, and I can't get up!
Anonymous Death Star Officer: Wow, that Vader is touchy today.
C3PO : No comment
Chewbacca: Why don't I ever get the girl?
Han : I traded the Falcon in for this new family model...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke, will you please stop whining?
Darth Vader: This is CNN.
Ewok Female: You know, that Chewbacca may be tall, but he's awfully cute.
Luke: Jeez, only one woman around, and she has to be my sister.
Jabba : Pass me that can of SlimFast, will you?
Imerial Officer: Why don't any of the rebels have this British accent?
Leia: I want my hairstylist executed - immediately.
Yoda: I have seen the future, and we're never going to make it to Episode 7.
Lando : Okay, I admit it. It's all my fault.
Han : Chewie, you need shampoo AGAIN?!
Han : OUCH! Chewie, have you been using my razor again?
Luke : Jedi, Shmedi. Let's go hit a bar, Han.
Luke : Anybody got a cigarette?
Boba Fett : You know, I'm actually a really nice guy when you get to know me...
Palpatine : Budget crisis? Whaddaya mean BUDGET CRISIS???
Jabba : And pack the extra Sand Skiff with Rolaids
Bib Fortuna : Does anyone here know how to do a French Braid?
Han : Hey Lando - how much DO you spend on dry cleaning, anyway?
Lando : Han, you seem troubled...have you called my psychic hotline yet?
Leia : No, I didn't say TRIM, I said cut it ALL OFF!
C3PO : Actually, I have nothing to say.
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road..In the Words of the Star Wars Characters
YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
LUKE: I want to follow the ways of the chicken and cross the road like my father.
LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
ARTOO: beep beep be bop.
CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
BIB: Die chicken wanga?
BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!
UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.
AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!
And finally, my personal favorite:
Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe
10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millenium Falcon does the same thing with just R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After enduring Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) One word: lightsabers.
6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
2) The Federation would have to interrupt whatever it's doing just to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.