Human Rights and Lack of Sleep

[jedisnon]

LACK OF SLEEP
Brain: GO TO BED ALREADY, WHORE!
Me: STFU NOOB! I NEED TO FINISH THIS HOMEWORK
Brain: YES BUT I HAVE CONTROL OF YOUR MOTOR SKILLS AND MEMORY! BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: *twitch* *sleep* Zzzzzzzzzz. Eh? What's this? Oh dear Christ. I'm still not done. Surely this is because I'm Jewish.
God: No, it's because you're a Socialist. Now shut up with that Jewish crap. I'm circumcised, fool.

Human Rights
I came up with a list of human rights -- partially taken from a picture in the AIUSA field manual for 04-06 -- that I'm going to make into huge posters and put around the school.

I can LEARN
I can CHOOSE
I am FREE
I can LOVE
I BELONG
I am INNOCENT
I can go HOME
I am EQUAL
I can EAT
I am LOVED
I can PLAY
I am PROTECTED
I can VOTE
I can SPEAK FREELY
I am NORMAL
I am SAFE
I will NOT BE KILLED
I have RIGHTS
I am a CITIZEN
I can OWN PROPERTY
I can BE MARRIED
I will NOT BE TORTURED
I can RELAX
I can LIVE
I know WHO I AM
I have OPINIONS
I have FREE THOUGHT
I can EXPRESS MYSELF
I have PRIVACY
I can LEARN
I can practice my RELIGION
I am not NEGLECTED
I am SAFE
I have the right to a FAIR TRIAL
I can ASK FOR HELP
I can TRAVEL FREELY
I can FLEE PERSECUTION
I am INFORMED
I can PROTEST
I can get MEDICAL AID
I can LEARN
I CAN HELP