Bear Jager?

[jedisgetlonely]

Last night I was sitting at the bar
And I took a shot,
but it was horrible
When the taste of it
rolled on my tongue
it instantly
made me vomit uncontrollably
into my hand
Slimy goo slipped through my fingers
and on to the bar
and my shirt
and the floor
Fuck you
and your
honey flavored surprise
Barenjager
You have made a fool of me
for the first
and the last time


Never  ever drink this...EVER