warning!
SoaP is a bad movie. It's probably even worse than you expected. To protect yourself from not properly enjoying what starts out as a porno that quickly gives up and replaces sex with bad snake jokes and Samuel L. Jackson dropping the f-bomb please do the following.
1) See the movie within stumbling distance from the bar.
2) Buy ticket in advance
3) Minutes before showtime buy 3 shots of your choice (I recommend kamikazes)
4) Drink in rapid succession and proceed to the viewing.
I wish I had taken my own advice. I laughed good and loud a few times, but for the most part I was horrified by how truly bad the movie was.
1) See the movie within stumbling distance from the bar.
2) Buy ticket in advance
3) Minutes before showtime buy 3 shots of your choice (I recommend kamikazes)
4) Drink in rapid succession and proceed to the viewing.
I wish I had taken my own advice. I laughed good and loud a few times, but for the most part I was horrified by how truly bad the movie was.