in honor of the Oscars...
9.) “Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her.”
10.) “Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled.”
11.) “It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.”
12.) “Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey. A really, really big, stupid monkey named Kronk! And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs.”
13.) “Here at Globo Gym, we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.”
14.) “You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined - just as charming, and just as fake.”
15.) “You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”
10.) “Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled.”
11.) “It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.”
12.) “Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey. A really, really big, stupid monkey named Kronk! And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs.”
13.) “Here at Globo Gym, we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.”
14.) “You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined - just as charming, and just as fake.”
15.) “You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”