Your never to old to have Road Rage
So I was waiting to turn left on one of those areas that there is no light, so you have to wait for a break in traffic so u can go in the middle lane, then try not to get killed by a Semi when sneaking in to the real lane, and this old guy who had to be in his mid 200's gets behind me with his right turn signal on, even though there was more than enough room on the right side for his Oldsmobile (I always think geriatrics driving Oldsmobile's are funny) and the old guy starts honking his horn and making threatening gestures, like tracing his finger across his neck, so I flipped the old guy off, and he pulls up next to me and started to curse at me, so I yelled back at his to go fuck his wrinkled self, he then sped off and almost got hit buy a truck.