Trust me, I'm not bragging here.

Feb 04, 2007 03:30

It has now been a full year (I think?) since I've been in a relationship, and that was my first one that really counted. I wonder why I haven't been able to get into another one?

Thinking it over I come to the following conclusions:

I am likeable.
REASON: I have tons of friends, I have no trouble making more, and people are rarely upset with me.

I am competent.
REASON: I AM. I do nearly as much on campus as it is conceivable for one person to do!  People come to me and ask me to fix their problems. My GPA is high.

I am funny.
REASON: I make my friends laugh more than anyone else I know. I'm running an improv comedy troupe. When I meet people for the first time they usually can't stop giggling.

I am hot.
REASON: Women I don't know literally tell me I am all the time. There's probably been.... 7 in the last week. Sure, this hasn't been a normal week, but it still happens at least a few times every month.

After looking over these qualities, and thinking about what I know about what attracts women, I can only come up with one question.

WTF?
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