THAT IS HOW YOU DO YOUR 100TH EPISODE, TELEVISION. REMEMBER THAT.
"BLOW ME, CAS."
DUDE, SERIOUSLY?! THANK YOU, KRIPKE. ILU SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW. AND CAS'S REACTION TO THAT, LIKE HE ALMOST WASN'T SURE IF DEAN WAS BEING SERIOUS. BECAUSE CAS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE BUT HE TOTALLY DOES BECAUSE DEAN SAYS IT TO HIM ALL THE FUCKING TIME IN A HUSKY VOICE IN A DARKENED MOTEL ROOM.
AND THEN, "LAST TIME SOMEONE GAVE ME THAT LOOK, I GOT LAID." MY MIND IS ALREADY COMING UP WITH FICS ABOUT ALL POSSIBLE MEANINGS OF THAT SENTENCE. AND THEN HE WINKED AT HIM. FUCKING WINKED. AND THEN THEY HAD MORE EYE!SEX AFTER THAT. COULD THIS EPISODE BE ANY MORE SLASHY? WHY DON'T THEY JUST GO FUCK ON THE HOOD OF THE IMPALA? (OHYESPLEASE)
EVEN THEIR FIGHT WAS SLASHY. AND HEARTBREAKING. BECAUSE CAS WAS SO PISSED AND BETRAYED AND DEAN DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK. (Not that he could really; Cas is a Motherfuckin' Angel of the Lord, Bizzatches!) BUT SERIOUSLY, CAS, YOU ROCK MY FUCKING WORLD.
DEAN - ILU BB, BUT YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART. Because seriously, how could you do that to Sam? He's your brother for Christ's sake! Yet, I get it. You've always had to watch out for him and protect him. Why should the end of the world make it any different? And his eyes, when he said yes - I seriously started crying. Because he was so broken. He was about to lose both his brothers. That's how I always imagined it happening. Because the Winchesters love to be self-sacrificing.
OHAITHEREADAM! Haven't seen you in awhile. I can't believe you were stupid enough to actually believe the angels. You should've listened to Sam and Dean - the angels are massive dicks. But I love that he fucking talked, dressed, and acted like Dean. Obviously its a trait passed down through John's side of the genes. Sam must have more of Mary in him.
Oh, Dean...you were so sneaky in the end though. Finally someone shoved a stake through Zachariah. Though, I will miss him just a little bit, because how awesome was that opening clip? He's funny (in a douche-y sort of way) and he was intriguing as a character.
BUT BACK TO CAS: Don't lose faith in Dean, my beautiful nerdy BAMF-ing angel. You're already sliding dangerously close to Future!Human!Cas, that's just another step on the slippery slope to acid-tripping and orgies. But I don't necessarily think he's lost total faith in Dean. Yes, maybe at that moment, because Dean was being a dick and throwing away all Cas had ever fought for (Dude, he rebelled against his family and is falling from Heaven for the guy). "I rebelled against Heaven so you could surrender to them? I gave up everything for you, and this is how you repay me?" He's definitely angry and hurt, and it really shows how much he's truly fallen that he can even feel those emotions.
And the blood sigil - oh, baby don't become a cutter! Interesting application (PS Misha, that does NOT count as shirtless. Ask Jared and Jensen to show you how it's done), but I'm totes worried about him now. That can't be good to banish a group of angels on an angel's vessel. There's gotta be some side effects. But Dean will take care of you, now that he's got his head in the game. It was only a lover's spat, don't worry. And be careful; don't get blown apart by a freakin' teenage mutant ninja angel like the last time you disappeared.
OH ALMOST FORGOT: "Psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent..." Methinks the writers are digging the slash lately. Or they just really know what their fanbase wants. Which makes me happy. More angsty, gay, incestuous love please!