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Aug 31, 2005 13:16

Just some funny randoms....

Mom had dad's car the other day to go put some gas in it...and he always listens to bluegrass and such stations. Well, mom was listening to some of it and a "sad country song" came on...and one of the lines was this.

"I used to be your pet rooster, but now I'm just one of your cocks."

LOL!

And on MSNBC there was a story of a pet monkey that ran away wearing only a pair of blue pants. The trainer is leaving town with the circus in a couple days, and is worried he won't be found. He said to lure him with food if you see him, that he likes apples, oranges, nuts, berries, and....Kentucky Fried Chicken....something just doesn't fit... =)
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