freaking tigger
As a kid, I hated Tigger and how he would always get up into other people's personal space. And he was always violently knocking people down with his top all made of rubber and his bottom all made of springs.
That asshole.
No, seriously. Ken shares several characteristics with Eeyore, including the same droll voice and gloomy disposition!
Wikipedia says:
Physically, Eeyore is described as an "old grey donkey".
Eeyore is apparently able to write, or at least recognize letters such as the letter A.
Eeyore is often used as a beast of burden
Despite his depressive nature, Eeyore is capable of great compassion.
Eeyore embod[ies] a mixture of pessimism, stoicism, sarcasm and cynicism.
Ken possesses all of these characteristics, too! (Well. Sort of.) Most accurately of all:
His catchphrases are "Thanks for noticin' me" and "Ohhh-kayyy."
And we all know Ken says Ooookay a lot.
That asshole.
- Me: Can you imagine if Tigger were real? He'd be horrifying, chasing people around and bouncing on them.
Ken: He'd be in jail. For assault.
Me: Yeah, totally. And for sexual harassment, too.
Ken: I don't think Tigger is necessarily behaving sexually.
Me: But it looks really sexual. And he's always naked!
Ken:He lives in an area where it is socially acceptable to be naked
Me: So?
Ken: So that's just societal pressure! It is not Tigger's fault.
No, seriously. Ken shares several characteristics with Eeyore, including the same droll voice and gloomy disposition!
Wikipedia says:
Physically, Eeyore is described as an "old grey donkey".
Eeyore is apparently able to write, or at least recognize letters such as the letter A.
Eeyore is often used as a beast of burden
Despite his depressive nature, Eeyore is capable of great compassion.
Eeyore embod[ies] a mixture of pessimism, stoicism, sarcasm and cynicism.
Ken possesses all of these characteristics, too! (Well. Sort of.) Most accurately of all:
His catchphrases are "Thanks for noticin' me" and "Ohhh-kayyy."
And we all know Ken says Ooookay a lot.