My sister was visiting me this weekend, which was lovely... except that now she's gone and I have to face the real world again (grocery shopping, cleaning the apartment, etc.,) and I don't wanna
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You have a door to the outside that will not close and lock, you're female, and you live alone.
That is the DEFINITION of an apartment maintenance emergency. Take Endora, her things, and what you need for tomorrow, and check into a Holiday Inn. And send the bill to your landlord.
I have a brilliant idea: put an ad* out for a manly man to come fix your door for you. Then you get two great things for the price of one, a man and a fixed door!
*Request the manly men to send photos before you approve of them to come fix your door.
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You have a door to the outside that will not close and lock, you're female, and you live alone.
That is the DEFINITION of an apartment maintenance emergency. Take Endora, her things, and what you need for tomorrow, and check into a Holiday Inn. And send the bill to your landlord.
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It's closed and locked. The problem is that it won't OPEN.
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*Request the manly men to send photos before you approve of them to come fix your door.
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