you're a redneck Jedi if...
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
3. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
4. You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6. You have ever had a X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
7. You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
8. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
9. Wookies are offended by your BO.
10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
11. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
12. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
13. You ever fell in love with your sister.
14. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
15. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
16. In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow just "ain't right."
2. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
3. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
4. You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6. You have ever had a X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
7. You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
8. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
9. Wookies are offended by your BO.
10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
11. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
12. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
13. You ever fell in love with your sister.
14. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
15. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
16. In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow just "ain't right."