There is not enough WTF in the world for
this. Just... YUCK!
On a related note, does anyone know of any Rolling Stone RPF crossover with some sci-fi or occult show? Not crack--I'm sure there's plenty of that!--but a legitimate fic. Keith Richards is clearly either an alien or undead, and I can't believe that Buffy, Mulder or The Doctor haven't investigated that yet. They're clearly falling down on the job.
And on an unrelated note, I really wish I knew how to do vids. The song currently playing on my Mac, "Girl A, Girl B, Boy C" is clearly meant to serve as a multi-era, multi-Companion vid song. After watching "Smith and Jones," I've finally abandoned my view of the Doctor as a serial monogamist and come around to the idea that he's simply a slut. Rawr!