TVD haiku (fandom holidays day 4)
So for today's bit of fandom holiday-ing I wrote off some quick haiku about the Originals.
Elijah my king
Where in the world have you gone?
Won’t you please come back?
Oh Klaus, you old fool.
Can’t decide if you’re useless
or evil, oh well.
Poor, poor Rebekah.
Forgot she had more family
Could have just called them.
Kol you little shit,
Delightful though you may be,
The show could use you.
Sorry emo Finn,
Basically no one recalls
The “good guys” killed you.
Mikael and Esther
Definite runners in the
World’s worst parents race
Elijah my king
Where in the world have you gone?
Won’t you please come back?
Oh Klaus, you old fool.
Can’t decide if you’re useless
or evil, oh well.
Poor, poor Rebekah.
Forgot she had more family
Could have just called them.
Kol you little shit,
Delightful though you may be,
The show could use you.
Sorry emo Finn,
Basically no one recalls
The “good guys” killed you.
Mikael and Esther
Definite runners in the
World’s worst parents race