Shiny.
So I'm looking at the Focus... it's pretty dirty. I look over at my patio, Whitefoot is standing there, shedding. She's also pretty dirty. The question was, which do I shine first? The dog or the car?
At length I decided that Whitefoot was probably a priority, because if I left the Focus for a while, it wouldn't shake and leave fur everywhere. So Whitefoot is pretty shiny now, what with that healthy canine shiny fur and such. It's interesting, when the car is wet, I drive it around rather quickly to dry it. When the dog is wet, I take her jogging to dry her off...
This can mean one of two things... either my dog is a car or my car is a dog.
Either way, the metaphysical implications are staggering.
At length I decided that Whitefoot was probably a priority, because if I left the Focus for a while, it wouldn't shake and leave fur everywhere. So Whitefoot is pretty shiny now, what with that healthy canine shiny fur and such. It's interesting, when the car is wet, I drive it around rather quickly to dry it. When the dog is wet, I take her jogging to dry her off...
This can mean one of two things... either my dog is a car or my car is a dog.
Either way, the metaphysical implications are staggering.