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so, this week was all about me getting shafted.
the insurance of the guy who hit me in the parking lot [on may frickin 5th] finally responded to us by sending a letter saying they'd pay me 1380 to total my car. well, we told them we didn't want to total it, duh. i looked at the appraiser's notes and it said shit like 'carpet and seats SIGNIFICANTLY soiled/torn/ripped/etc', 'paint SIGNIFICANTLY rusted', 'headliner ripped', 'engine, belts, and hoses significantly cracked and worn'. um. what. the. holy. fuck. either he put in someone else's report or he's an asshole trying to lie and screw me out of money. my car is an 89, yes, but the interior is in significantly GREAT condition, fucker. and he didn't even look under the hood. what a douche. so we're fighting them about it.
i sold back 3 of my school books and got 37 dollars. i spent 200 on them originally. damn assholes.
on my last day of photoshop, the professor added up my points and said '174/200... thats a b+'. my thoughts 'b+??? uhhhhh, no' so he told me to go add it myself and i calculated 194. he somehow 'forgot' to add twenty points somewhere. jerk. A+!
kinko's made me pay 40 cents per minute to have my stuff on the computer to print while the worker lady took her sweet ass time unjamming the printer. then they said they couldn't not charge me the minutes so the one print cost me 5 bucks.
um...there was probably something else but i have forgotten. i've decided i like bitching about things. i think it's funny...and if you don't, go away. :)
i'm just so glad school's done. three weeks of being a bum. yes. i'll be bored by tomorrow, just you wait. hah.
so, since ive got nothing better to do..it's myspace survey time. suck it.
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BASICS:
1.NAME: jose consuelo
2.NICKNAME(S): jess
3.MIDDLE NAME: lynn
4.SEX: femme bot
5.BIRTHDAY: 2-3-84
6.HEIGHT: 5'4?
7.LOCATION: hickville
8.EYE COLOR: blue or green..depending
9.HAIR COLOR: black, slightly red
10.BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE(s): you tell me...but apparently... my eyes own.
PERSONAL:
1.STRAIGHT,GAY,OR BI? straight
2.ARE YOU A VIRGIN? neeewp
3.WHO ARE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? cristin, julie, rachel, amber, dulce
4.BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: nope
5. WOULD YOU HAVE SEX IN FRONT OF ANOTHER PERSON? am i a dirty whore?
6. NAME 3 THINGS YOU DESPISE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1) immaturity. go beyond penis jokes, boys.
2) whisker burns...although whiskers are cute sometimes
3) boobs arent that great. really.
3 Things I hate about the same sex:
1) slutbags
2) girls that are prettier than me
3) idiot slutbags
7.WHO IS YOUR CRUSH: ben!
8.TELL US A SECRET: i was born a man. my name was jose consuelo.
9.IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WOULD IT BE A COMEDY, DRAMA, HORROR, ACTION/ADVENTURE OR PORNO? AND WHAT WOULD IT BE RATED? umm. porno. wait, no. i dunno. it would be boring as hell though. rated XXX for x-tra shitty.
10.WOULD YOU EVER HOOK UP WITH A PERSON WHO IS THE SAME SEX?
doubt it
MYSPACE 101:
1.HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR MYSPACE FRIENDS PAGE? yes
2.WHO ON YOUR LIST HAS THE HOTTEST DEFAULT PIC?
heather [nicotine & bacteria]... cuz i made it.
3.WHO ON YOUR LIST HAS THE WORST DEFAULT PIC?
i guess danae since she has no picture. lame
4.DO YOU ACCEPT RANDOM ADDS? nope. well this one girl because she messaged me and said i looked fancy... i thought that was neat.
5.WHAT SONG IS PLAYING ON YOUR PAGE AND WHY? myspace videos crash my computer. if you have one on your page i won't go there. ever. so take it off.
6.HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHECK YOUR MYSPACE PROFILE FOR NEW MAIL,FRIENDS,COMMENTS, ETC? hahhhaha. a zillion times a day
7.HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE ON HERE? 78
8.HOW MANY OF THEM DO YOU ACTUALLY TALK TO? eh, probably 1/3 regularly
9.WHAT DOES YOUR HEADLINE SAY ON YOUR PROFILE AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
"if ever a pair of eyes cost me paradise-it was you" -- a line from a monsters from mars cover. i dont remember what the song is called. 'jezebel'?
10.DO YOU THINK TOM (MYSPACE EDITOR) REALLY EXISTS? yes. ben said he's a nice guy.
RANDOM:
1.WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? shoes.
2.DO YOU HAVE AN INNIE OR AN OUTTIE? innie
3.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS? uh, i dunno. played with one a long time ago with sarah and jessie. we freaked each other out a lot. it was funny.
4.FAVORITE SONG: soooo many. honestly how can you pick just one?
5.FAVORITE BOARD GAME: um.. that one we played at caleys a long time ago. scatterbrain? i dunno
6.FAVORITE TV SHOWS: 24, house
7.FAVORITE MAGAZINE: i dont really read one
8.DO YOU KISS WITH YOUR EYES OPEN OR CLOSED? usually closed. but i peek. a lot. :)
9.FAVORITE SOUND: frank laughing
10.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE: 'dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today' -- james dean [no, not the sausage guy]
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here's another...sorry.
1) When I was a kid, after school I: walked home and whispered swear words so no one would hear me. i felt guilty.
2) This one time when I was high: i was making macaroni in my own kitchen and forgot where i was and said 'i dont know where i am, but i'm makin macaroni!'. also... one time nathan played lord of the rings and when gollum came on i went insane.
3) The New Pope: um, i dunno really. dont pay attention
4) I fall asleep easily: right after i eat, especially if i'm in class.
5) I need more: love and money
6) I need less: homework, stress, blahhh
7) Public toilets are useful for: seeing how disgusting human kind can really be.
8) The United States should change its name to: MegaMart
9) My theme song would be: super mario bros.
10) Sometimes I think people: are stinky moron asshole gumptards.
11) Prescription drugs are: a-ok. but not abusing them. grr. cuz if ya do, i'll kill ya, foo'.
12) I think about sex whenever: uh, whenever i do? i dunno.
13) The middle finger is most useful for: picking my nose. and road rage.
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: march... gray and pink sauconys. love them
15) In one month it'll be: school again. damn.
16) For the last time: i will NOT have sex with you.
17) The last thing I stole was: a shirt. i feel like a loser admitting it.
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy would be: a plane ticket to italy.
19) When in Rome: get drunk and don't eat roses.
20) If only I could get rid of: STDs..they're scaring people off.
21) Your mom: i can really only think of jeff on this one.
22) If I were on death row my last meal would be: rare steak, red potatoes, lemon jello cake. mmm.
23) The last person who talked to me: was my mom, telling me to make dinner...again.
24) I mostly use the internet: all day long because i'm a bum and i make pictures on it.
25) If I become President: i'll cry and have my trusted supreme court judge, caley, make all my decisions.
26) I most resemble: um... meh? some people said keri russell for the hair..but i kinda think she's scary looking.
27) The word I say too much is: umm.
28) Vegas is great for: partying? haven't been there recently.
29) Michael Jackson: has some really good songs. don't try to deny it.
30) The Speed Limit means: if you're going slower than this people will be mad at you
31) When I die I want my body: to be molested. wait, that's a terrible idea... donate!
32) If I could go back in time I'd: hang out with dinosaurs and sing 'yo yo see me, i'm livin beneath the soil, some day i'll be back, but i'm comin as OIL'
33) The last time I said "this sucks": when the vacuum ran over my foot.
34) You obviously know me well when: i've shown you my googly eye face
35) Tomorrow I will: sleep in til really late, watch tv, myspace.
36) I spend too much time: on said myspace. :( ----> :)
37) The last thing I broke: my heart. oh wait, i didn't break that...
38) Oh yeah and don't forget: which is to say, remember, because remembering is so much more a psychotic activity than forgetting, Lorca, in that same poem, said that the iguana will bite those who do not dream and when one realizes that they are a dream figure in another person's dream... THAT is self awareness.
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one last quizie, dammit. i bet no one's reading this. i wouldn't be if i were you.
Name: jose consuelo, duh
Age: 69, bro!
Hair Color: reddish black evil hell pretty
Eye Color: blue or green. redundant. only not really since no one's reading this
Height: five four three two one
Tattoos: zero
Piercings: ears. lame.
Drink: im cutting back
Smoke: not really
Any other drugs: not in a long time
Are you a virgin: newp
Do u have any STD's?: no way
Would u kiss me anytime?: who? sure, why not.
anywhere?: probably not, you filthy whore.
Do u like to cuddle?: yesss
how much?: sehr viel
Have u ever been cheated on?: i think so.
Have you ever cheated on someone?: never ever ever in my bowl legged life
List your top 3 bands.
1. spoon
2. radiohead
3. elliott smith/garbage/portishead/beck/i cant pick just three.
Top 3 movies
1. clifford
2. good burger
3. bill & ted 1 and 2
Do you like to party?: sure do
What if i wanted to stay home an watch a movie with you?: ok mystery quizie.
Would you kiss me in the rain? god damn it, who is this? stalker.
Are you spontanious?: not too much. :(
Willing to try new things?: sometimes. i have comfort in my ruts.
Do you like your picture taken?: not really. they always end up shitty. unless i take them...cuz i take 800 and then get one nice picture out of those.
Do you drive?: a pony
Go to school?: i am so smart. i am so smart. s-m-r-t. i mean, s-m-a-r-t...
Would you hold my hand?: no, because i keep having to fix your typos. illiterate stalkers are a no.
Would you push me up against a wall and kiss me?: help, police!
What about random Kisses?: nice but not with you.
Would u sleep over my house and hold me all night?: go away.
Will u only call me beautiful if you mean it?: i'm going to kill you
Would you ever lie to me?: yes, because i hate you
A FEW RANDOM QUESTIONS...
What do you think of...
Cats?: sweeties
Big Dogs?: too big...scary
Messy rooms?: like mine
Playing in the rain?: very awesome. love it.
Just hanging out doing nothing?: it's usually nice, sometimes boring
Talking on the phone for hours?: depends on who
Whats ur AIM or AOL name?: jeccilyn or hottiegurlXXX69_420
Talking about completly usless and random things for hours?: <3 random and useless things because i'm a gumptard and gumptards are awesome.
Why did u fill this out?: because it is now summer break and i have nothing better to do.
How bad do u wanna go out with me?: not at all. in fact, i never want to see you again and you smell like maggoty crap.
Anything else u wanna let me know?: i gave you aids.
What are your hobbies & interest ?!: astronomy, ballet
Do you believe in love at first sight ?!: no
Can you cook ?! no
How many people have you been with ?! why is there a question AND exclamation point? and 'been with'? uh..i'm gonna say 2.5 and no, im not trying to be funny. honestly.
Are you religious ?! nein
.. .if so. .. what religion ?!
barney's cult
Describe your personality in three words.
gumpy tardish goon
What do you feel is the most important/least important part of a relationship?!
honesty
How would you make me laugh ?! tickle your tummy with a loaded gun
If I started cuddling with you. ..what would you do ?! call you a slut and punch you in the testicles
If I called at 3 in the morning because i felt lonely.. . what would you do ?! see above
How would you show me that you really like me, in person... . god damn it, i give up
What would you do if I was at your house or we were at my house, and i fell asleep ?? if we were at your house i'd set it on fire and leave. if you were at my house i'd put you outside, set you on fire, and leave.
that's really quite enough of that. you didn't read it anyway, so whatever. blarg. expect more where that came from, homies. they invented summer break for a reason.... e-surveys.
the insurance of the guy who hit me in the parking lot [on may frickin 5th] finally responded to us by sending a letter saying they'd pay me 1380 to total my car. well, we told them we didn't want to total it, duh. i looked at the appraiser's notes and it said shit like 'carpet and seats SIGNIFICANTLY soiled/torn/ripped/etc', 'paint SIGNIFICANTLY rusted', 'headliner ripped', 'engine, belts, and hoses significantly cracked and worn'. um. what. the. holy. fuck. either he put in someone else's report or he's an asshole trying to lie and screw me out of money. my car is an 89, yes, but the interior is in significantly GREAT condition, fucker. and he didn't even look under the hood. what a douche. so we're fighting them about it.
i sold back 3 of my school books and got 37 dollars. i spent 200 on them originally. damn assholes.
on my last day of photoshop, the professor added up my points and said '174/200... thats a b+'. my thoughts 'b+??? uhhhhh, no' so he told me to go add it myself and i calculated 194. he somehow 'forgot' to add twenty points somewhere. jerk. A+!
kinko's made me pay 40 cents per minute to have my stuff on the computer to print while the worker lady took her sweet ass time unjamming the printer. then they said they couldn't not charge me the minutes so the one print cost me 5 bucks.
um...there was probably something else but i have forgotten. i've decided i like bitching about things. i think it's funny...and if you don't, go away. :)
i'm just so glad school's done. three weeks of being a bum. yes. i'll be bored by tomorrow, just you wait. hah.
so, since ive got nothing better to do..it's myspace survey time. suck it.
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BASICS:
1.NAME: jose consuelo
2.NICKNAME(S): jess
3.MIDDLE NAME: lynn
4.SEX: femme bot
5.BIRTHDAY: 2-3-84
6.HEIGHT: 5'4?
7.LOCATION: hickville
8.EYE COLOR: blue or green..depending
9.HAIR COLOR: black, slightly red
10.BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE(s): you tell me...but apparently... my eyes own.
PERSONAL:
1.STRAIGHT,GAY,OR BI? straight
2.ARE YOU A VIRGIN? neeewp
3.WHO ARE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? cristin, julie, rachel, amber, dulce
4.BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: nope
5. WOULD YOU HAVE SEX IN FRONT OF ANOTHER PERSON? am i a dirty whore?
6. NAME 3 THINGS YOU DESPISE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1) immaturity. go beyond penis jokes, boys.
2) whisker burns...although whiskers are cute sometimes
3) boobs arent that great. really.
3 Things I hate about the same sex:
1) slutbags
2) girls that are prettier than me
3) idiot slutbags
7.WHO IS YOUR CRUSH: ben!
8.TELL US A SECRET: i was born a man. my name was jose consuelo.
9.IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WOULD IT BE A COMEDY, DRAMA, HORROR, ACTION/ADVENTURE OR PORNO? AND WHAT WOULD IT BE RATED? umm. porno. wait, no. i dunno. it would be boring as hell though. rated XXX for x-tra shitty.
10.WOULD YOU EVER HOOK UP WITH A PERSON WHO IS THE SAME SEX?
doubt it
MYSPACE 101:
1.HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR MYSPACE FRIENDS PAGE? yes
2.WHO ON YOUR LIST HAS THE HOTTEST DEFAULT PIC?
heather [nicotine & bacteria]... cuz i made it.
3.WHO ON YOUR LIST HAS THE WORST DEFAULT PIC?
i guess danae since she has no picture. lame
4.DO YOU ACCEPT RANDOM ADDS? nope. well this one girl because she messaged me and said i looked fancy... i thought that was neat.
5.WHAT SONG IS PLAYING ON YOUR PAGE AND WHY? myspace videos crash my computer. if you have one on your page i won't go there. ever. so take it off.
6.HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHECK YOUR MYSPACE PROFILE FOR NEW MAIL,FRIENDS,COMMENTS, ETC? hahhhaha. a zillion times a day
7.HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE ON HERE? 78
8.HOW MANY OF THEM DO YOU ACTUALLY TALK TO? eh, probably 1/3 regularly
9.WHAT DOES YOUR HEADLINE SAY ON YOUR PROFILE AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
"if ever a pair of eyes cost me paradise-it was you" -- a line from a monsters from mars cover. i dont remember what the song is called. 'jezebel'?
10.DO YOU THINK TOM (MYSPACE EDITOR) REALLY EXISTS? yes. ben said he's a nice guy.
RANDOM:
1.WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? shoes.
2.DO YOU HAVE AN INNIE OR AN OUTTIE? innie
3.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS? uh, i dunno. played with one a long time ago with sarah and jessie. we freaked each other out a lot. it was funny.
4.FAVORITE SONG: soooo many. honestly how can you pick just one?
5.FAVORITE BOARD GAME: um.. that one we played at caleys a long time ago. scatterbrain? i dunno
6.FAVORITE TV SHOWS: 24, house
7.FAVORITE MAGAZINE: i dont really read one
8.DO YOU KISS WITH YOUR EYES OPEN OR CLOSED? usually closed. but i peek. a lot. :)
9.FAVORITE SOUND: frank laughing
10.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE: 'dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today' -- james dean [no, not the sausage guy]
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here's another...sorry.
1) When I was a kid, after school I: walked home and whispered swear words so no one would hear me. i felt guilty.
2) This one time when I was high: i was making macaroni in my own kitchen and forgot where i was and said 'i dont know where i am, but i'm makin macaroni!'. also... one time nathan played lord of the rings and when gollum came on i went insane.
3) The New Pope: um, i dunno really. dont pay attention
4) I fall asleep easily: right after i eat, especially if i'm in class.
5) I need more: love and money
6) I need less: homework, stress, blahhh
7) Public toilets are useful for: seeing how disgusting human kind can really be.
8) The United States should change its name to: MegaMart
9) My theme song would be: super mario bros.
10) Sometimes I think people: are stinky moron asshole gumptards.
11) Prescription drugs are: a-ok. but not abusing them. grr. cuz if ya do, i'll kill ya, foo'.
12) I think about sex whenever: uh, whenever i do? i dunno.
13) The middle finger is most useful for: picking my nose. and road rage.
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: march... gray and pink sauconys. love them
15) In one month it'll be: school again. damn.
16) For the last time: i will NOT have sex with you.
17) The last thing I stole was: a shirt. i feel like a loser admitting it.
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy would be: a plane ticket to italy.
19) When in Rome: get drunk and don't eat roses.
20) If only I could get rid of: STDs..they're scaring people off.
21) Your mom: i can really only think of jeff on this one.
22) If I were on death row my last meal would be: rare steak, red potatoes, lemon jello cake. mmm.
23) The last person who talked to me: was my mom, telling me to make dinner...again.
24) I mostly use the internet: all day long because i'm a bum and i make pictures on it.
25) If I become President: i'll cry and have my trusted supreme court judge, caley, make all my decisions.
26) I most resemble: um... meh? some people said keri russell for the hair..but i kinda think she's scary looking.
27) The word I say too much is: umm.
28) Vegas is great for: partying? haven't been there recently.
29) Michael Jackson: has some really good songs. don't try to deny it.
30) The Speed Limit means: if you're going slower than this people will be mad at you
31) When I die I want my body: to be molested. wait, that's a terrible idea... donate!
32) If I could go back in time I'd: hang out with dinosaurs and sing 'yo yo see me, i'm livin beneath the soil, some day i'll be back, but i'm comin as OIL'
33) The last time I said "this sucks": when the vacuum ran over my foot.
34) You obviously know me well when: i've shown you my googly eye face
35) Tomorrow I will: sleep in til really late, watch tv, myspace.
36) I spend too much time: on said myspace. :( ----> :)
37) The last thing I broke: my heart. oh wait, i didn't break that...
38) Oh yeah and don't forget: which is to say, remember, because remembering is so much more a psychotic activity than forgetting, Lorca, in that same poem, said that the iguana will bite those who do not dream and when one realizes that they are a dream figure in another person's dream... THAT is self awareness.
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one last quizie, dammit. i bet no one's reading this. i wouldn't be if i were you.
Name: jose consuelo, duh
Age: 69, bro!
Hair Color: reddish black evil hell pretty
Eye Color: blue or green. redundant. only not really since no one's reading this
Height: five four three two one
Tattoos: zero
Piercings: ears. lame.
Drink: im cutting back
Smoke: not really
Any other drugs: not in a long time
Are you a virgin: newp
Do u have any STD's?: no way
Would u kiss me anytime?: who? sure, why not.
anywhere?: probably not, you filthy whore.
Do u like to cuddle?: yesss
how much?: sehr viel
Have u ever been cheated on?: i think so.
Have you ever cheated on someone?: never ever ever in my bowl legged life
List your top 3 bands.
1. spoon
2. radiohead
3. elliott smith/garbage/portishead/beck/i cant pick just three.
Top 3 movies
1. clifford
2. good burger
3. bill & ted 1 and 2
Do you like to party?: sure do
What if i wanted to stay home an watch a movie with you?: ok mystery quizie.
Would you kiss me in the rain? god damn it, who is this? stalker.
Are you spontanious?: not too much. :(
Willing to try new things?: sometimes. i have comfort in my ruts.
Do you like your picture taken?: not really. they always end up shitty. unless i take them...cuz i take 800 and then get one nice picture out of those.
Do you drive?: a pony
Go to school?: i am so smart. i am so smart. s-m-r-t. i mean, s-m-a-r-t...
Would you hold my hand?: no, because i keep having to fix your typos. illiterate stalkers are a no.
Would you push me up against a wall and kiss me?: help, police!
What about random Kisses?: nice but not with you.
Would u sleep over my house and hold me all night?: go away.
Will u only call me beautiful if you mean it?: i'm going to kill you
Would you ever lie to me?: yes, because i hate you
A FEW RANDOM QUESTIONS...
What do you think of...
Cats?: sweeties
Big Dogs?: too big...scary
Messy rooms?: like mine
Playing in the rain?: very awesome. love it.
Just hanging out doing nothing?: it's usually nice, sometimes boring
Talking on the phone for hours?: depends on who
Whats ur AIM or AOL name?: jeccilyn or hottiegurlXXX69_420
Talking about completly usless and random things for hours?: <3 random and useless things because i'm a gumptard and gumptards are awesome.
Why did u fill this out?: because it is now summer break and i have nothing better to do.
How bad do u wanna go out with me?: not at all. in fact, i never want to see you again and you smell like maggoty crap.
Anything else u wanna let me know?: i gave you aids.
What are your hobbies & interest ?!: astronomy, ballet
Do you believe in love at first sight ?!: no
Can you cook ?! no
How many people have you been with ?! why is there a question AND exclamation point? and 'been with'? uh..i'm gonna say 2.5 and no, im not trying to be funny. honestly.
Are you religious ?! nein
.. .if so. .. what religion ?!
barney's cult
Describe your personality in three words.
gumpy tardish goon
What do you feel is the most important/least important part of a relationship?!
honesty
How would you make me laugh ?! tickle your tummy with a loaded gun
If I started cuddling with you. ..what would you do ?! call you a slut and punch you in the testicles
If I called at 3 in the morning because i felt lonely.. . what would you do ?! see above
How would you show me that you really like me, in person... . god damn it, i give up
What would you do if I was at your house or we were at my house, and i fell asleep ?? if we were at your house i'd set it on fire and leave. if you were at my house i'd put you outside, set you on fire, and leave.
that's really quite enough of that. you didn't read it anyway, so whatever. blarg. expect more where that came from, homies. they invented summer break for a reason.... e-surveys.