SOURCES: Vendy's blog,
here for most of the Arashi pics, Hadaka no Johnny's,
bloodybrilliant thanks to:
coffee_hanjan for clearing up on what was written Sho's shirt on VS Arashii
j_lawliet for adding Ryo as a contender in WHO WORE IT BETTER xDD
labeledlikeme for Sho's Sworn to fun.. shirt, Ohno's cap, Aiba's homegirl shirt, Ohno's Shit.. shirt
moonhound for Sho's Fantasy.. shirt + WHO WORE IT BETTER category 2 & 6
chocolatecrack for WHO WORE IT BETTER category 3 & 8 + K8 Concert Tour Pamphlet pics
silver_rose88 for WHO WORE IT BETTER cat 4
onyx_26 for Yamapi's Wet your whistle, Ohno's Whatever shirt, Sho's Rosario, and Aiba the Super..
poupeedesoie for the Ohno Embrace the Ideal.. & Jun's Moral Panic
marszz for Ohno's Is Godd Dead
frozen_rii for Nakamaru, Subaru's Satan.. and Hikaru's beer shirt
riidaisukiyo Ryo's Bahamas, Tego's No Fun, Yasu's Ride Fast..
currynana for the Toma pics <3, Music is playing.., chibi pi's stylist.., check out page 7 of the comments
neyvaa Ryo's Swedish pin, and Kame's drug shirt
iverin Ueda's femme
goldengutgirl a bunch of Sho pics, Aiba's The Fake
this_is_cd this_is_cd this_is_cd ♥♥♥ (check out her comments for more, page 4)
VER 1: May 26, 2008 | 79 Pictures
Resized for your viewing pleasure.
DO NOT HOTLINK. If my PB dies, you will be cursed to speak engrish forever. :D
This came about because of what's in the quotebox, so blame her, 'kay? :DDD
A t-shirt is the window to a JE boy's soul. Or something.
-
cynicalism THIS POST HAS MUTATED. IT'S ALIVE.
you can blame
this_is_cd & the others listed above, but it's mostly
this_is_cd's fault. :D
VER 2, as of May 31, 2008
Some shirt
ICONS here. I'm such a pimp. ANYWAY, ON TO THE PICSPAM.
DDD:
DDDDDDDDDD:
aww, it's okay yoko. we love you.
You are eviscerated
Ultraviolence
It's all about war
There never was a good war or a bad peace
I love this shirt. I want this shirt.
War is stopped when you make true love
Apparently, Junno doesn't agree D:
WELCOME TO AN EPISODE OF "WHO WORE IT BETTER?"
CATEGORY I: BLONDIE
I.A is for Aiba-chan
I.S is for Shige
I.O is for Ohkura
I.R is for Ryo
CATEGORY II: UNDERGROUND
II.N is for Nino | II.M is for Massu
CATEGORY III: HLN
III.K is for Kame | III.T is for Tegoshi
CATEGORY IV: GREAT CHARACTER
IV.T is for Toma | IV.P is for Pi
CATEGORY V: PUNK THERAPY
V.N is for Nino | V.A is for Aiba
CATEGORY VI: PINK HOODIE
VI.O is for Ohno | VI.?? is for the Hey Say Kid
CATEGORY VII: IS GODD DEAD?
VII.O is for Ohno
VII.R is for Ryo
CATEGORY VIII: That Colorful Text Shirt That I Can't Read But Probably Won't Make Sense Anyway
VIII.Y for Yassu | VIII.K for Koyama
CATEGORY IX: WHATEVER
IX.N is for Nino | IX.O is for O--oh screw it,
COUPLE SHIRT ALERT!!!!!!!!!!! adfsl;afakl;
now! Text 1-800-IDOL for AT&T subscribers.
Teenage Millionare
It's okay, Nakai. Aging is a natural process.
Johnny's Place fun
If time is money, then we owe you
Sadly Nino, I don't think that's possible. :(
Uno
I KNEW AIBA WAS A SUPERHERO.
HELL HEATING AND COOLING
SCUM BRIGADE
Hot Stuff
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Where's the rum luv?
My girlfriend is out of town
so let's play ;)
The need for excitement
Sure looks excited doesn't he?
So you should:
Walk on the wild sideC
&the best way to do that is to sign up for this:
The galactic empire wants you
New Young Soul
if anyone can guess why this picture is directly under that galactic empire picture..BWAHAHAHA *RUNS*
I must be a MUSHROOM because they keep feeding me BULLSHIT
*cue creepy killer music*
A friendly message from our sponsors:
Burger Kiks
Mjolk
No Ryo, advertising milk in Swedish will not make you taller.
Taking a trip? The happiest way to fly, LSD. So see your travel aganet now
M fans' favorite. Quarter Pounder: Where the meat comes first
Satan Fucks Cocain
&on to our axed TV Shows..
OC
Friends
We learn from history that we do not learn from history
I want this one too.
Vote them bums out
Mighty S
looks so mighty, no?
Give me a light? Give me fire!!
Aviator Armee Air
Embrace the Ideal End
I don't think you know what pain is. I don't think you've gone that way. I could bring you so much pleasure.
I'll come to you when you say. I'm nog gonna hurt you.
Just close your eyes
Ride Me and Play
I got leid in Hawaii
Made with passionate love
Every shoe fits, no every boot
&then there's a picture of..a two headed ram?
Last Days
What Wisdom?
Keep America Green
Does our earth look blue?
The earth hour unites, ignites, awakens
Fresh air & water & green = the earth
ENVIRONMENTALSM FTW!!
Wet your whistle
Don't keep the faith, share it
Stand Alone
Porn Star
because
Fantasy is more important than knowledge
T.Tb Keio boy wisdom, folks.
THE FAKE
I'm a dust magnet
SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD.
A few words from Koki, Ueda and Junno.
Queer
Gay is good, gay is proud
..okay. *pats Junno*
Prospect better than obsession
Trippin Marijuana
tell us something we don't know.
Jesus is my homeboy
Mary is my homegirl
(I can't see enough to read the text, but I do hope that it's homegirl.)
Nothing could shake her from her faith
Idol's Guide:
1.
Know Thyself
2.
Listen to Bob Marley
3.
1.Don't Lift
2.Brakes Suck
3.Cheat Whenever Possible
4.Always Have a Good Excuse
5.Second Place Suck
6.More Power
4. Keep a
5.
Breathe more basic
Moral Panic
Having
is
No Fun
Destroy
(on pants) Champion
Killing Lies
girl tell me little lie. please tell me little lieeeeeee *shot*
I am irritating
*smirks*
Luv
Aftermath
Nirvana
is
Under
Rock bottom
...I don't know how that's possible either.
Fuck art, Let's dance
National Champion
This is what Uchi thinks of that:
You're gonna kiss my ass?
&Ryo says,
to which Uchi replies,
Sex is a high performance thing
OTP FTW!!!!
You said it.
Education is a process of discover our own ignorance
ENGRISH.
In Engrish, ROYAL can be used in the following ways:
Sworn to fun, royal to none
Rock N' Royal
T.Tb
FANGIRLS REPRESENT!
I love Philippines
WE LOVE YOU TOO <3
I ♥ French more than ever
It's better in the Bahamas
Maryland
Where the hell is Tonopah?
Tenessee Tea Shirt
Let's Talk Turkey
New York Fucking City
Property of Kentucky
XDDDDD
Ohkura and Yassu share the
Indian's Philosophy, which is to
Ride hard, Die Free
In other words,
Fast to live, young to die
You can knock on mine, I'll let you in.
Dry, Cool, Bad and Smart as a Stylist Gangster
...stylsit gangster. Now we know who's behind the feathers and sparkles.
Gonna Bale
this is a screencap right? He wore it on TV O_O
Proof that even Johnny doesn't understand what his boys wear.
*suspends Hikaru*
Fieste time to ill founded
JEFF, EXCAVATION CONTRACTOR
Uchi leads a double life T.Tb
The Jolly Ranger
..Maybe a triple life?
..&Uchi's not the only one.
Rosario
;-; Sho baby, doesn't Johnny pay you enough?
Mean people suck
Oh look, he called himself on it.
Trasher
PWND.
Kill Manja Rock
Your name's not down you're not coming in
So this is what bouncers in Japan wear.
Johnny's are
Splendid
Sinful
in
Reel life
Blam Blam Blam Blam
Ryo's grass is blue. T.Tb
Joy to cost control and children in the hope that they may forgive what we've done
Denim is Dead
THAT'S A LIE.
I f*ck for brand
Arlinton Disringuished
Masturbation, Regulation
Cum Here
Love seed
*________*
Happines is 12 incher
Take it from Nino. He knows these things.
Tnotry Bra
Sky is the limit
ANIMO SPIRIT! *shot*
Burning from the plastic college
This is my lay around the house and do absolutely nothing shirt
..I have this insane urge to turn him around just to see if BACK is written on the other side.
Apparently, Aiba likes shirts that tell him where the front is.
Libertine or Prude
Do Your Thing
says the
Juvenile delinquent
Femme
&of course, Ryo feels he must be better than Ueda, therefore
Femme Fatale
Caution: Can go from zero to bitch in 5 seconds
Bitch
Fierce.
I WILL LET YOU, NOW COME TO BED. *__________*
Vate the chain
PAIN
I hate myself and I want to
Hanson
Shit Shoot
JE in a nutshell.
Anger is an Energy
(in smaller boxes) Cliche and conformity
94/95 Stones
I have no idea what Avant-Garde means
adf;lkadfkl my love for this boy just grew some more, i didn't think that was possible. *drags Sho off to meet Christian Soriano*
Dog or Die
Choose wisely.
ONE WORD (aka WHERE JECCA TRIES TO AMUSE HERSELF BY FORMING SENTENCES)
Gentle
Ugly
Idiot
Tinkers
Tracks
Expert
Inabitant
THAT WAS A SENTENCE B.
Brilliant
Daddy,
extraenchanted THIS IS FOR YOU!!! <3
Hustle
SHO!PIMP
Home
That was another sentence. *is being given weird looks*
If a t-shirt is the window to a JE boy's soul, the Yamapi's soul would be:
and Arashi's would be:
♥