ode to thesis
oh my thesis,
how much i loathe
thy 1.5" margins
and 0.75" footers.
i despise your fonts
i detest your double spacing
your figure specs
make me ill.
the table of contents
gives me heebie-jeebies
the abstract word count
can go and suck it.
list of abbreviations
list of tables
acknowledgments and title page
wretchedness is your name.
oh thy references,
blast them and their format
they can all go to hell
and burn to a crisp.
headings, subheadings
will it ever end?
there is more bull
in your 200 pages
than in a cattle pen.
i cannot wait
till you're out of my hands
collecting dust
on the library shelves.
brought to you by thesis writing induced crazy
[no, it's not supposed to rhyme, brain is too dead for such intricate functions]
how much i loathe
thy 1.5" margins
and 0.75" footers.
i despise your fonts
i detest your double spacing
your figure specs
make me ill.
the table of contents
gives me heebie-jeebies
the abstract word count
can go and suck it.
list of abbreviations
list of tables
acknowledgments and title page
wretchedness is your name.
oh thy references,
blast them and their format
they can all go to hell
and burn to a crisp.
headings, subheadings
will it ever end?
there is more bull
in your 200 pages
than in a cattle pen.
i cannot wait
till you're out of my hands
collecting dust
on the library shelves.
brought to you by thesis writing induced crazy
[no, it's not supposed to rhyme, brain is too dead for such intricate functions]