My Letter to Santa

Dec 08, 2006 18:22


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February sabian108 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I helped orenda hide a body (-173 points). In April I put gum in june_rain_eyes's hair (-12 points). Last month I gave purplefroglady a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-193 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
jeanniecee

Sorry about the gum Amanda, and Greg, where did we put that money from that bank heist? Drat, now they all know about it! But coal is very valuable these days, I could put it in the ground under a lot of presure and make a diamond out of it. I wonder if the coal mines in Cape Breton will ever turn into diamond mines? Maybe one day Cape Breton will be rich!

memes

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