sometimes, you make me fucking sick
1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
i like it anytime of day but night is my favorite
2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
as close to the wall as possible
3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?
chicken
4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
ohhh absinthe. me kris n casassa drank it for the first time and on the way home i stopped the car, we all opened our doors and threw up. fun times
5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up?
left. for some reason it keeps my balance
6. Candles or Incense?
incense
7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
i used to more than i do now. but i sing really loud and scream lyrics at myself in the mirror still
8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
piiish so many times. i loved doctor more than cops n robers
9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no. but i might depending on the situation
10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
ramon noodles on the stove!
11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
i guess my car but i really dont like either for too long
12. Shower or bath?
shower for sure. i havent taken a bath in a long time
13. Do you pee in the shower?
every morning
15. Mexican or Chinese food?
mexican
16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
i like aggressive more but passive people can be fun too
17. Do you love someone In your top friends?
um. my top people arent really friends
18. Do you own sex toys?
yes
19. Corn Dogs or hot dogs?
hm i guess hot dogs ive never tried a corn dog
20. Your favorite restaurant?
chevys!
21. What did you have for lunch today?
hm well i had a mcdonalds breakfast biscuit cause those are fucking great
22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?
romaine
23. When did you last fall down?
its been so long im not sure
24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
constantly
25. Love or Money?
money
26. Credit Cards or cash?
debit cards
27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
yes, i didnt get to pick those bastards
28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers?
vanilla wafers
29. How do you like your steak cooked?
medium
30. How do you like your eggs?
over hard
31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
ive never faught with anyone other than my sister
32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
hotel
33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
fuck. um i guess minor sugery
34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
yes.
35. Would you rather have head lice or an STD?
lice
36 What is your favorite candy?
airheads are groooodddy
37) Ever been to a strip club?
girls girls girls and my bday at de ja vu!! ohh man my stripper friend daphne gave me a nice lap dance
38) Ever been to a bar?
um.
39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope
40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
yes. i dont remember but apparently it happened at the pub
41) Kissed someone of the same sex?
ewwwwwwww. course
42) Thrown up from drinking too much?
yes
43) Had sex in the car?
ja ja
44) Had sex on the beach?
i wanted it to happen in pcola pride but oh well.
45) Had sex in a movie theater?
no. it seems kind of nice. just ... dirty
46) Had sex in a bathroom?
yuh
47) Had sex at work?
idk maaaybe
48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
where else would i have gotten my toys
49) Bought something from an adult store?
uh huh
50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
oh no most definitely not
51) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider?
for sex?
um yeah.
52) Have you been caught having sex?
meh not entirely
53) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
oh the days
55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
...yes