News of the Weird
If you would told me at any point leading up to yesterday that I would reach a place in my life where I'd meet someone who wanted to hire me to sing and play ukelele during their son's Havdallah Bar Mitzvah service, there's no way I would believe it. If you would have told me that the Bar Mitzvah was in Florida and that the gig included transportation and lodging on the beach, you would have to pick my jaw up off the floor.
And yet here I am!
Sur-freaking-real.