I met a guy named Shane on the bus today, and he was definitely on every kind of drug ever. Now for something completely different, and since I don't want to have the embarrassment of posting this in my own journal:
105 Facts About You
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? No. Maybe a ring pop.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? Sonic boom.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? My grandma sent me a fat check last week.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? What kind of retarded question is that?
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I biked to the beach this evening.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Coffee and booze
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Cappuccino
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? This question oozes with heterosexism!
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Split Screen Sadness
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? In the fucking boonies of a metropolis.
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: *gag*
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: Verizon
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: The Gap?
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: 9 months?
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? No
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: Is your hair naturally that curly?
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: My uncle's in 1990. HA.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: Probably Kimmy, but she wouldn't pick up.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: January
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: Chipotle
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: This is also a stupid question
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? PAPALOTE!
24. CAN YOU COOK? I'd prefer not to talk about it.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?: A Trek 5700.
26. BEST KISSER: Psh.
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: I think it was in February
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS: Soy chocolate gelato. "That's not chocolate, that's anus."
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: My ghetto booty
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: My ghetto booty
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: 9 hours?
33. FAVORITE MOVIE? American Beauty, duh.
34. CAN YOU SING? I don't know, Jeanne, can we?
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? The Books
36. LAST KISS? Three weeks ago?
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED: I don't know. Shawn of the Dead? Jeanne, did we rent any others over winter break?
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: Cell phone
39. FAVORITE vacation spot New York is now a vacation spot for me
45. DO YOU SMOKE? Sometimes
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? With. And with two comforters, because I don't wanna run up a heating bill. Yeah, I know it's summer. You don't know SF.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?: My sexy significant other. Just kidding. Nobody.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?: No.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? On my Trek roadbike?
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?: Way too much. And the people who serve it.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: A dykey wifebeater and a lil thang over it
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC: I'll be the one who'll break my heart, oh I'll be the one to hope.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?: Oh god, enough with the puns.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?? Working.
78. BIRTHDATE April 18, 1983
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE: Free
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?: Uh huh
87. ARE YOU SMILING?: No. I probably look like every other sullen and sapphic laptop user in this cafe, actually.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW Yeah. Enough with the emo questions.
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Amsterdam
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?: I'm through with that shite.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Eghhghgh.
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME? Rumplestitzkin
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?: I haven't worn a bathing suit in like 5 years
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?: For sure
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: Day trip to Santa Cruz?
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?: No, but I wish I had gone on the cruise with Jeanne and seen what she saw.
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER No.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?: No.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?: No.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL? Nope.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW? Kinda, yeah, maybe.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING? Stuff in my piercings. I only have seven now!
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY? Continue looking sullen and sapphic in this very cafe.
105 Facts About You
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring?
No. Maybe a ring pop.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Sonic boom.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
My grandma sent me a fat check last week.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
What kind of retarded question is that?
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
I biked to the beach this evening.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Coffee and booze
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Cappuccino
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
This question oozes with heterosexism!
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Split Screen Sadness
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
In the fucking boonies of a metropolis.
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
*gag*
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
Verizon
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
The Gap?
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
9 months?
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
No
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
Is your hair naturally that curly?
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
My uncle's in 1990. HA.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
Probably Kimmy, but she wouldn't pick up.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
January
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Chipotle
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
This is also a stupid question
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
PAPALOTE!
24. CAN YOU COOK?
I'd prefer not to talk about it.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
A Trek 5700.
26. BEST KISSER:
Psh.
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
I think it was in February
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Soy chocolate gelato. "That's not chocolate, that's anus."
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My ghetto booty
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My ghetto booty
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
9 hours?
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
American Beauty, duh.
34. CAN YOU SING?
I don't know, Jeanne, can we?
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
The Books
36. LAST KISS?
Three weeks ago?
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
I don't know. Shawn of the Dead? Jeanne, did we rent any others over winter break?
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Cell phone
39. FAVORITE vacation spot
New York is now a vacation spot for me
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Sometimes
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
With. And with two comforters, because I don't wanna run up a heating bill. Yeah, I know it's summer. You don't know SF.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
My sexy significant other.
Just kidding.
Nobody.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
No.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
On my Trek roadbike?
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
Way too much. And the people who serve it.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
A dykey wifebeater and a lil thang over it
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
I'll be the one who'll break my heart, oh I'll be the one to hope.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
Oh god, enough with the puns.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
Working.
78. BIRTHDATE
April 18, 1983
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
Free
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
Uh huh
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
No. I probably look like every other sullen and sapphic laptop user in this cafe, actually.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW
Yeah. Enough with the emo questions.
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
Amsterdam
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
I'm through with that shite.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
Eghhghgh.
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Rumplestitzkin
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
I haven't worn a bathing suit in like 5 years
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
For sure
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
Day trip to Santa Cruz?
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
No, but I wish I had gone on the cruise with Jeanne and seen what she saw.
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER
No.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
No.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
No.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Nope.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Kinda, yeah, maybe.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
Stuff in my piercings. I only have seven now!
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Continue looking sullen and sapphic in this very cafe.
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