Dec 04, 2006 10:34
dear fergie,
you are not the new gwen stefani.
your music is terrible.
please stop any attempts at a solo career.
i'm okay with you rejoining the black eyed peas.
just not more solo crap, please.
sincerely,
jean
ps when you stated in your 'london bridges' video, 'i'm a lady, but i'm dancin' like a ho'. for the lady part-were you referencing the time you walked across the banquet table in your underwear (and started stripping) or the time you walked into the room and immediately started giving a lapdance? just curious.
pps did you really think 'fergalicious' sounded like a hit? come on. let's get serious now. it sounds more like a bad myspace name than song.