Virgo Man: Sexually Defined

Mar 05, 2006 11:49

This is from the OKCupid Sextrology Test:

Virgo Man
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Heterosexual

He tends to be fearful of proving lousy, or just so-so in the sack. Expertise is the very least Virgo expects of himself; but rather than practise his way to perfection, he often adopts an adept's air, skirting the whole issue, while continuting to live life like a virgin. This is why he generally prefers lovers with far less experience than himself, so that, in comparision, he will seem masterful, in every sense of the word: as sovereign, adept, and instructor. He believes love and affection should be unspoken- eschewing talky- cloying relationships. Virgo wants to take it slow and appriciates a woman who'll likewise settle into a leisurely pace. He hopes a lover will take responsiblility for her own pleasure in the bedroom, which is why, more than not, he welcomes a woman on top position. He gets off by being viewed as an instrument for his mate's enjoyment, happy to provide the necessary tool(s) to that end, and grateful for not having to be the traditional male aggressor. He has a tremendous staying power and the earth may, indeed, move for his parther while she is being so diligently poked. Given his penchant for regularity, sex can take on a ritual significance, thereby becoming a means of reinforcing and solidifying his bond with a woman. Few men are better with their hands than virgo man. The same might be said with his mouth, would he apply his workman's ethic to oral duties as well. Virgo experiences orgasm as a full-body sensation, feeling an exciting buildup that, unlike with many men, will see him shaking in precursory waves before he actually even erupts. Despite his sanitized vision of sex, Virgo has a wildly active fantasy life. His more kinky longings are generally so deeply buried in his pshyche that he may barely be aware of the range of proclivities he might actually posess. One classic Virgoan fascination is “watching”. Specifically, this entails observing an attractive heterosexual couple having sex. Other sexual reveries generally involve nubile- looking women and, of course, virgins, whom, both in real life and in his imagination, he revels in deflowering. On the flip side, he may envision himself as the debased project, putting himself at the mercy of a dominant, vampish woman with whom he can play out any number of lurking submissive tendencies.

Straight turn-ons: Older/experienced females, asian women, small breasts, skinny legs, waifs, wastrels, submission, girl-on-top, white shoes(hahaha), stockings, handcuffs, harnesses, streetwalkers, (passive) dicipline, (passive) s+m, nurses, secretaries, technicians, playing doctor, fingering, voyeurism/other couples, heavy porn, lite pain, humaliation/being cuckolded, (passive) teasing/torture, alcohol, downers, piercings, branding, gags, hoods, masks

The kinks don't really match up well... but the rest is kinda cool.

- Chad

meme, girls

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