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This Week in the News
Monday: Also known as "Miracle Monday" (a term coined by locals) one Katie M got into Oberlin College. Friends and family were amazed. "We just never thought she'd go anywhere," a shocked cousin remarked. "If this can happen to her then the rest of the world should be okay." Although most were rejoicing over the fact that miracles had occurred in Massachusetts, the event still had it's deal of critics. "The world is ending," was a memorable phrase muttered many times throughout the night... cont'd A2
Tuesday: After the shocking things that transpired on Monday the town and its inhabitants were thrown into a sort of blissful peace. Although some out-of-town hoodlums tried to disturb the peace nothing seemed to upset the townsfolk, who were still reeling from Katie M's acceptance... cont'd D7
Wednesday: According to an informant one Miss TBrez is going to "go out on Friday to see The Family Stone" with The Hag, a local "freakshow". They are calling her a local hero... cont'd C14
Bitchy narcissistic news.
Also:
Congratulations, Amy and Sarah!
Monday: Also known as "Miracle Monday" (a term coined by locals) one Katie M got into Oberlin College. Friends and family were amazed. "We just never thought she'd go anywhere," a shocked cousin remarked. "If this can happen to her then the rest of the world should be okay." Although most were rejoicing over the fact that miracles had occurred in Massachusetts, the event still had it's deal of critics. "The world is ending," was a memorable phrase muttered many times throughout the night... cont'd A2
Tuesday: After the shocking things that transpired on Monday the town and its inhabitants were thrown into a sort of blissful peace. Although some out-of-town hoodlums tried to disturb the peace nothing seemed to upset the townsfolk, who were still reeling from Katie M's acceptance... cont'd D7
Wednesday: According to an informant one Miss TBrez is going to "go out on Friday to see The Family Stone" with The Hag, a local "freakshow". They are calling her a local hero... cont'd C14
Bitchy narcissistic news.
Also:
Congratulations, Amy and Sarah!