I LOVE IT

[jeabby]

I am here to tell you about my new favorite CD, entitled "Jefferson Ave." by none other than DJ Assault. I have found his website, http://www.djassault.com/

And now I would like to enlighten you with a few words from my new favorite song, entitled "Yo Relatives:"

Yo mama yo daddy yo sister’s a ho
Yo mama yo daddy yo sister’s a ho
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Yo brother you cousin yo auntie’s a bitch
Yo brother you cousin yo auntie’s a bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Yo grandma yo auntie yo uncle is gay
Yo grandma yo auntie yo uncle is gay
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Yo neice yo nephew yo grandparents suck
Yo neice yo nephew yo grandparents suck
Suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
Suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck

PLEASE listen to it once Emily has burned some copies. Mars Red didn't know what a gem of a CD they had or they wouldn't have let it go for just $2. With songs like "Ass and titties 2001," "Nipples & Clit," and "Nut in Your Eye," who could resist?

And you must go now to his website and watch the 2 hilarious flash videos for "Yo Relatives" and "Ass and Titties" because they are awesomely funny.

Oh, look how far songwriting has come in the past several years!

And before I go, some more words to live by from DJ Assault:

Where the fuck we gonna kick it at? Jefferson Ave.
Where all the hos and the bitches at? Jefferson ave.

Perhaps we should find this Jefferson Ave and kick it there?