momma didn't raise no fool
let me tell you about something i hate. i hate pictures of sexy men and women smoking their sexy cigarettes. it totally makes me want to smoke and be a total sex machine too. but! deep down, i know that if i started smoking i would still be the prematurely balding, love-handle-having, okay-looking man that i already am. except! i would have less money in my pocket and i would smell like fucking shit all the damn time. totall gross-out.