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Jul 01, 2004 09:15

1. never trust small italian men when they have one of your shoes ( Read more... )

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je_reve_ March 18 2005, 02:22:54 UTC
1. The small italian man was fixing my shoe- I dont know why he was SMALL, but it seemed important to note at the time :P
2.By no menas should customers have ALL the answers, but they should know what power company they pay for electricity if they wantto ring them in the middle of the night to get their power fixed. I have many majick powers, Can in fact read a customer's mind often, but I cant look up their electricity providers, or phone providers. Contrary to popular opinion, I dont have the magic information on your life file :) so if you want to ask me for something, I insist that you be able to give me a name :) and calling me stupid cunt dont help :
3. Yes, lollysyringes were plastic toys full of sugar goo that looked like a syringe. The newspapers here discovered this fascinating culinary art (hell, I want one) and started ranting about how eating sugar out of a fake syringe will make our childeren junkies in the future. Cos you know, kids are so stoopid that they cant tell the difference. I assume they've now been taken off the market. Thats what we do. They did'nt really look like syringes.
bwahahahahahahahahah you had me anyway ::P

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