mission report for rockthecliche

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Mission report for rockthecliche
Delivered by: joshua_glass

Title: And a Rose By Any Other Name
Groups/Pairings: Ryo/Massu [Kanjani8/NEWS]
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Bad stolen anime plots and Ryo’s general surliness.
Summary: It’s a tough life when being assassins also means running a flower shop, but Ryo would settle for getting through just one job without getting shot.

Comments

[rockthecliche]

I JUST.

oh god.

okay so LITERALLY ON SATURDAY i was talking to a friend about my sad, woe-is-me plight for never getting RM in an exchange that wasn't just genfic. WHICH IS FINE because hey, i enjoy genfic as much as the next person, but you know, otp, blah blah AND THEN LITERALLY I GET THIS AND NOW I KNOW THE SECRET TO LIFE IS TO JUST COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING BECAUSE I WILL, INDUBITABLY, RECEIVE WHAT I WANT IMMEDIATELY AFTER. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK. YOU.

okay so just first off THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME WEISS FIC because like, lol, that was pretty much my first anime fandom ever and as bad and awful as it was it has a special place in my heart, so shoving my two favorite idiots into that mess was just a surefire WIN. THANK YOU.

“That’s what bothers me. If I knew that this guy was blackmailing his lover or something, it might make me feel a little better about having to kill him,”

RYO YOU AND YOUR MORALS! ♥

Ryo did his best not to look up at that, because there was something inherently sexual about the way Massu ran oil-covered hands over his gun, like it was a part of his body and he could get off if he touched it just right.

;aowhf;aihaslehfelkj;fa;oewf idk how he handled himself around that, i'd probably die

arg you know i never even thought that the boys would carry their weapons around with them but it totally makes so much sense, given their actual occupation, and then like...idk the image of them (or at least just massu) chatting up schoolgirls with a gun tucked into his back is kind of an image i didn't know i wanted but am never letting go now that i have it. so thank you, anon. ;A;

OKAY EXCEPT NOW I'M LIKE RYO AND IMAGINING MASSU AS A BALLET DANCER. UNF.

or his body would be more of a temptation than it already was - and really, the last thing he needed was to go into work with a raging hard-on.

oh ryo, there there. <3 but seriously, your life.

it was his mysteriously perky partner that held all of his attention - and had for a long while now.

a;owhf;qo328yr;aowgjha;w93q 28o0hgfa;oytg;q32y having a moment just all of my feelings, HERE

lol inconvenient erections. ryo, just...i can't

oh god i can't possibly quote the actual hit attempt because i'd just quote EVERYTHING but omg just, that mysterious sneer that no one's seen and just, why do i get the feeling that ryo did indeed accidentally shoot something he didn't want to shoot at one point? and LOL OF COURSE RYO GETS SHOT AGAIN sort of but like, i wouldn't have expected less

and ryo shush you don't hate massu at all ♥

and lol ryo let's be real here it doesn't take much to be the bigger person in comparison to you -- regardless of how you even interpret that.

'TAKAHISA' I JUST CANNOT

unf, the end. just...unf. and you know, though the sex is implied, i actually think this was way hotter than if the porn had actually been written out, because the lead-up and the banter and the push and pull of their dynamics was just captured so well throughout that it just felt like it was the most natural thing, even though there's no specifics on what their relationship even is beyond being partners in assassinating people. and i just LOVED the teasing nature massu has in this, something that people never pick up on, and how it worked so well with ryo's general surliness, as you said. XD

i just. i really can't express how much i adored and loved this and it was just perfect, so perfect, THANK YOU SO MUCH. ♥♥♥♥ please just take my eternal gratitude, i loved this so, so much. ;A;/ ♥♥♥♥♥

[joshua_glass]

*clings to this comment* ^////////^ I am sooooo glad you liked it. I think I restarted writing like three times, and then my computer blew up and I had to have all my files recovered, and I was spazzing thinking I wouldn't be done on time. XD

This comment made my day, seriously. And yes, Ryo accidentally shot something he didn't mean to shoot before on a previous job. XD And got into trouble. ♥