mission report for astrangerenters

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Mission report for astrangerenters
Delivered by: moogle_tey

Title: Nagase, God of Thunder - Man of Lore
Groups/Pairings: Nagase and Nino, with appearances by KimuTaku, Toma, Yoko, Shige and Becky. Slight Nagase/Yokoyama if you really work for it.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, crackiness (loooots of crackiness), allusion to goat poop, a bit of bad cross-dressing and

Comments

[astrangerenters]

OMG I LOVE THAT I WENT TO SEE THE AVENGERS AGAIN TODAY AND I GET TO COME HOME TO NAGASE AS THOR FIC. THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY.

Also the Groups/Pairings nearly made me pee my pants in joy. TMI. I haven't even started reading yet. What is this?!

I am enamored with the use of 'mighty' already

LMAO YOU ARE AMAZING FOR ALSO GIVING ME THE KIMURA-ALL FATHER AND NINO-LOKI I LOVE YOU

CHARIOT GOATS!!!!!!!!

I also love that Nagase routinely loses his mystical hammer

Nino-Loki WOULD stay inside all day LMAO. And IRL Nagase probably has almost a foot on Nino but the horns give him height in this. SO MUCH LOVE.

"It's just that every time you're on the Rainbow Road, those four little weird friends of yours always show up and do those funny moves." KITTO DAIJOUBU!!!!!!

"You asked Yokoyama if you could set it down on his coffee table because it's too hard to keg stand with a hammer in hand," Toma corrected. --- this is an amazing thing to picture, anon, and you should be proud of yourself

Awww poor Toma! LMAO

OMG SHIGE'S HARD LIFE SHOVELING GOAT SHIT AMAZING

Loving all the Crackbutt/Crackface/Cracktooth etc

my daily Mjolnir & Me shower - OH MY GOD

Becky the goddess + cats is already amazing. I am so happy. And now Cats vs. Nagase. OMG

And now I get crossdressing Nagase who wants a strapless gown. The world is not ready for strapless gown Nagase (nor is Asgard)

attempting to take another bite of meat through the veil - Nagase, why are you so precious?

Yokoyama cuddled them and smushed his face in between the two large, round helmets, sinking to the ground. "This is the happiest day of my life," he said, sleepily. - OMG YOKO THIS IS AMAZING

OMG ANON this is the crack I have been looking for ever since I watched the Marvel Thor - I can't think of better JE casting than this. Adding Yoko in as a Frost Giant makes my heart soar.

While I was reading this I hurried over to Wikipedia to see which story you picked since I am definitely not up to snuff on my Norse mythology. So Becky is Freyja!! And Thor really had GOATS!! AND REALLY DID CROSSDRESS AS PART OF A TRICK LOKI THOUGHT UP. Ingenious and well adapted for this cracktacular purpose.

I am so happy you chose this prompt. So happy you put the people in I wanted in Asgard (Nagase, Kimura, Nino) and added others I am ridiculously in love with (Toma, Shige, Yoko, Becky). This was hilarious and so much fun to read. Thank you for the little nods to Nino's sea sickness, and to his ~four friends~ on the Rainbow Road. And of course ALL FATHER KIMUTAKU MY DREAM MAN and Shige's hard life.

Thank you so much, I am thrilled to receive this :)