HAPPY HANUKKAH you gotta "chaaah" when you say it
HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!!!!!!
yep tis the first night of Hanukkah. i got my perfume from Victoria Secter its Love Spell. ooomg that stuff smells o so goood. Justin got some Bey Blade thingy and Roxy got dog treats. mommy made latkas. im good. i had my gelt. im so getting my digital camera tomorrow :o) haha i love the Rugrats Hanukkah episode. "the synamabob" LOL
> 'Twas the night before Hanukkah
and all over the place
There was noise, there was kvetching
Soch ah disgrace!
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>> The Kinderlach, sleeping,
>> uneasily felt
>> The chocolate rush
>> from the Hanukkah gelt
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And me in the easyboy,
so stuffed with latkes,
I stretched the elastic
which held up my gatchkes
When up on the roof
(and it has a steep pitch)
A fat alte kakker
was making a kvitsch.
I jumped up real quick
and I ran to the door,
Was it a bandeet,
or only a schnorrer?
He wasn't alone;
he had eight ferdelach,
And called them by name
as he gave a gebrach:
"On Moishe, on Yankel, on Itzik, on Sam,
On Mendel, on Shmendrik, on Feivush, on Ham;
My kidneys are kvelling;
do you give a damn?"
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He had a white beard
and payyes to boot,
And to keep out the cold,
he had such a nice suit!
A second from Peerless,
I could tell at a glance,
But the cut was okay,
and so were the pants.
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He was triple XL,
a real groisser goof,
So I yelled out,
"Meshuggener! Get off from Mein roof!"
He jumped down and said
as he shook hands with me,
"Max Klaus is the name.
You have maybe some tea?"
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So I gave him a gleisel,
while he shook his white mop,
Mutt'ring, "Always the same thing,
They're dreying my kopp!"
From Vancouver to Glacer Bay,
Outremont to Reginek,
Every shmo in the world
hakks meir a cheinik!
They're screaming for presents,
and challah with schmaltz,
And from Brooklyn alone,
the back pain, gevaltz!"
So we sat and yentehed,
and we spun the old dreydels,
(He took all of my money,
and one of my kanidels)
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He said, "Business is not bad,
a living I make,
But I'm getting too old
for this Hanukkah fake;
And the cell phones, you see
how my pacemaker dings?
For two cents I'd quit,
and move to Palm Springs?"
And he gave a geshrei
as he fled mit a lacht,
"Gut Yontiff to All,
Vey is Mir, Such a Nacht!"~Author Unknown~
LMFAO g0d Kari i love these things.
awwwww so tonight is the Season Finale episode of Laguna Beach. its o so sad. im gonna cry. dayum i just realized that Kristin has some tig ol' bitties!! good g0d.
im going down to Mandarin tomorrow. i gots o so much shit to get for myself and others.
ok well im off to go watch LB till 10:30 so yeah dont BOTHA BOTHA me.