A treat for pipsqueaks
A treat for pipsqueaks
Cooked up by: A Friendly Chef
Title: in ur chatz, creepin on ur idolz
Characters/Groups: Yokoyama Yu, Ninomiya Kazunari, Aiba Masaki, Taguchi Junnosuke
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack? Bad internet jokes?
Author's Notes: pipsqueaks , this was so much fun to write. You mentioned you'd be okay with something a little bit different-well, this is rather that. I hope you still like it! And thanks very much to my beta, E!
--dokkiriGOD has entered the room--
dokkiriGOD: Come on Aiba, hurry up...
dokkiriGOD: I should have known he'd be late
--isthisyourcard has entered the room--
isthisyourcard: sup
isthisyourcard: aiba said you wanted to talk to me?
dokkiriGOD: Nino?
isthisyourcard: yeah, what's up?
dokkiriGOD: I need a favor
dokkiriGOD: Where's Aiba?
isthisyourcard: psh i don't know
isthisyourcard: he said he was going home after filming
dokkiriGOD: Fine, I'll just call him
isthisyourcard: but knowing him that could take a while
dokkiriGOD: Ringing...
dokkiriGOD: Dammit Aiba answer your phone
isthisyourcard: he probably forgot it at the studio again
dokkiriGOD: Okay, I left a message
dokkiriGOD: I guess we can start without him. What did he tell you?
isthisyourcard: nothing really, just that you wanted some advice
dokkiriGOD: Did you hear about the dokkiri we pulled on Hina last year?
isthisyourcard: maybe?
isthisyourcard: bubble underwear?
dokkiriGOD: Something like that. Anyways, Maru let slip that he might be plotting retaliation with the rest of the group
dokkiriGOD: And I was wondering if you had any tips for avoiding revenge pranks
isthisyourcard: um
isthisyourcard: don't be dumb
dokkiriGOD: what?
--mabodofulove has entered the room--
isthisyourcard: that's my advice. just don't be stupid and don't let them know you know they're up to something.
mabodofulove: hiiiiiii guyz~
mabodofulove: hey yoko i got ur message :D
mabodofulove: and guess what i found someone else to ehlp you!!!
isthisyourcard: weren't you going straight home? did you pick someone up off the sidewalk or something?
dokkiriGOD: wait who?
mabodofulove: well i was going to go home but then i ran into tackey
mabodofulove: n he wanted to go drinking with me, right? XD i cant say no to a sempai can i?
mabodofulove: so we were at this bar and it had really good karaage,i mean really good nino! and tackey said he'd pay so i figured i should take advantage of it
mabodofulove: but i mean we weren't just eating of course we had drinks too
isthisyourcard: so now you're drunk
mabodofulove: only a little~ XD but its okway i can still help \('')/
isthisyourcard: oh, because when you're drunk you always make excellent decisions.
isthisyourcard: remember the mochi incident?
dokkiriGOD: Aiba, get to the point. Who did you tell.
mabodofulove: oh~ well they had a dartboard right? so tackey and iwent to play darts
mabodofulove: and the dartboard was next to the pool table
dokkiriGOD: ...AIBA.
mabodofulove: anyways i met junno~ :DDD and he said he'd help and to call him when i got on so he'd know what room to go to and stuff
mabodofulove: so i guess i should call
isthisyourcard: tell me yoko, why exactly did you ask for his help?
dokkiriGOD: I...I don't know.
isthisyourcard: well. good luck. the entire jimusho will probably hear about this by tomorrow morning.
dokkiriGOD: Don't you remind me.
mabodofulove: junno says he'll be here in a sec
dokkiriGOD: Dear Lord.
--tehjugglernaut has entered the room--
tehjugglernaut: hey guys!
isthisyourcard: sup taguchi
mabodofulove: hi junnooooo!!!!!
tehjugglernaut: yo nino is that you?
isthisyourcard: yep it's me
dokkiriGOD: Hi Taguchi
tehjugglernaut: so i hear you're cowering in fear of your bandmates
dokkiriGOD: NO
dokkiriGOD: um.
dokkiriGOD: I'm simply avoiding any situations which might be dangerous to my career.
tehjugglernaut: ooh, speaking of danger...
tehjugglernaut: interrupted kame while he was using his hairdryer today and he just about brained me with it
tehjugglernaut: but how was i to know he was so hotheaded
tehjugglernaut: ba dum chish
dokkiriGOD: ...
isthisyourcard: -_-"
isthisyourcard: i get you though. i used matsujun's curling iron--excuse me, "styling tool"--once and he completely flipped out.
isthisyourcard: i mean, okay, i might have glued it shut with hairspray, but still. it's just an appliance. accidents happen.
mabodofulove: OH WAIT hairdryer i get it now~ XD lol
dokkiriGOD: ...
dokkiriGOD: ANYways guys I'm pretty sure my bandmates are plotting something.
isthisyourcard: he and kame should hang out
isthisyourcard: they'd either be best friends or kill each other
tehjugglernaut: we could sell tickets
mabodofulove: id buy 1!
mabodofulove: wait nino i just noticed
mabodofulove: why aren't you yello~
isthisyourcard: who says i have to be yellow?
mabodofulove: but it's your color
isthisyourcard: aiba. it's a chatroom, not a concert. i can be whatever color i want.
mabodofulove: but ninooooooo (;_;)
isthisyourcard: yellow on white hurts my eyes
tehjugglernaut: yeah nino
mabodofulove: (;_;)
isthisyourcard: that's not going to work
mabodofulove: (;_;)
mabodofulove: (;_;)
dokkiriGOD: You made him sad!
tehjugglernaut: so heartless, making aiba-chan cry...
isthisyourcard: FINE
isthisyourcard: whatever
--isthisyourcard has left the room--
tehjugglernaut: is he changing it or did he actually leave?
dokkiriGOD: Dunno.
--marioandhoudini has entered the room--
mabodofulove: YAY!!!!!!1 \(^-^)/
marioandhoudini: happy?
marioandhoudini: now no one will be able to read my name
mabodofulove: its okay nino we know it's you~
tehjugglernaut: you're totally whipped
marioandhoudini: f you @tehjugglernaut
marioandhoudini: also f your long annoying name
tehjugglernaut: hey, yours is longer
marioandhoudini: whatever
dokkiriGOD: Um guys we were supposed to be talking about avoiding my imminent destruction.
tehjugglernaut: ok fine, let's talk
marioandhoudini: i already told you, just don't be stupid and you'll be fine
mabodofulove: nino!
mabodofulove: thats not helpful~
marioandhoudini: it worked on you guys
marioandhoudini: look can we make this quick?
marioandhoudini: i'm in the middle of the starcraft 2 campaign
tehjugglernaut: wait
tehjugglernaut: wait you have starcraft 2?
marioandhoudini: yeah my friend shared the beta
tehjugglernaut: OMG i need it now
tehjugglernaut: i mean. can you get me a copy please?
marioandhoudini: fine just hurry this up
dokkiriGOD: GUYS.
tehjugglernaut: you could try this
tehjugglernaut: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
dokkiriGOD: I HATE YOU
mabodofulove: what is it?
marioandhoudini: aiba you probably don't want to click that
mabodofulove: wait imconfused
tehjugglernaut: lol
marioandhoudini: aiba, is it a guy with red hair?
mabodofulove: yah how'd you guess~ hes like dancing and stuff
mabodofulove: this is a really catchy song~ \(''\) (/'')/ \(''\)
mabodofulove: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
marioandhoudini: see what you've done
mabodofulove: ooh nino we should totally try this table thing for our next concert!!~ :D
marioandhoudini: no.
marioandhoudini: if you bring it up i'll tell matsujun about the bento
mabodofulove: tahts not fair~
dokkiriGOD: Nino. Aiba. Focus please.
tehjugglernaut: what about me :(
dokkiriGOD: You had your chance.
mabodofulove: hey yoko if you wear a coat like this guy you could hide stuff in it to protect yourself
dokkiriGOD: Um
mabodofulove: or we could just cover the coat with spikes so nobdy could get close to you~
mabodofulove: like a porcupine XDD
marioandhoudini: why not just put him in a giant hamster ball
mabodofulove: OOOOHH!!!
tehjugglernaut: what?
dokkiriGOD: @mario Don't encourage him.
mabodofulove: what if we got a balloon? n floated him and made it look like a cloud so they couldnt find him?~
mabodofulove: it worked with shochan
dokkiriGOD: ...
dokkiriGOD: How high are we talking about?
marioandhoudini: you can't seriously think this is a good idea
marioandhoudini: there's no way it'll work
dokkiriGOD: You have not been in the Kanjani8 dressing room.
dokkiriGOD: You can't possibly understand.
marioandhoudini: yeah but i've been in a group with ~him~ for over a decade
mabodofulove: hey!!
marioandhoudini: i don't think your stupid can beat our stupid
dokkiriGOD: NINO, I SAW HANDCUFFS IN SUBARU'S BAG, OKAY. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE GOING TO KIDNAP ME AND LOCK ME UP IN A SECRET ROOM AND TORTURE ME UNTIL I DIE.
marioandhoudini: or subaru could just have a bondage fetish
mabodofulove: iwouldnt be surprised~
marioandhoudini: maybe he likes bringing his toys to work
marioandhoudini: ohchan and i do sometimes
tehjugglernaut: ooh KinKi
dokkiriGOD: DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT, THANKS.
mabodofulove: o.O what
mabodofulove: oops
maobdofulove: what kinds of toys?
tehjugglernaut: maybe he hangs out with ueda
marioandhoudini: oh you know the usual
marioandhoudini: cuffs, blindfold, whipped cream
dokkiriGOD: Stop. Now.
marioandhoudini: and you'd be surprised at what you can do with a wii contoller
dokkiriGOD: GAAH.
tehjugglernaut: oh hey nino so i hear you play a lot of smash bros
marioandhoudini: i am a smash god
tehjugglernaut: ooh cocky
marioandhoudini: but with good reason
marioandhoudini: have you seen the size of my...trophy case
tehjugglernaut: no is it full?
marioandhoudini: would you like to come have a look?
tehjugglernaut: will you let me play with them?
dokkiriGOD: Thanks for ruining the wii for me. Forever.
marioandhoudini: you're no fun
tehjugglernaut: wait but i didn't get to use my line!
mabodofulove: what??
marioandhoudini: if you're going to keep me from starcraft you better let me talk about games here
tehjugglernaut: "that ain't a wiimote in your pocket"
mabodofulove: lols~
dokkiriGOD: That's not even a good joke.
mabodofulove: i lked it <333
dokkririGOD: Look can we just talk about how Subaru's probably going to kidnap me and take me to a deserted island to perform some ancient ritual and pull out my eyeballs and dump my corpse into a volcano?!
marioandhoudini: ...
marioandhoudini: where does your brain get this stuff
mabodofulove: THAT WOULD BE SOCOOL!!! :DDDDD
marioandhoudini: no wonder you're friends with aiba
marioandhoudini: i rest my case
mabodofulove: nino for the next experiemtn we should put things in a VOLCAONO~ :D
tehjugglernaut: are there any active volcanoes in Japan?
mabodofulove: its ok we cn go somewhere else
mabodofulove: liek hawaii
tehjugglernaut: is he getting drunker?
marioandhoudini: no, i don't think so.
marioandhoudini: he's pretty much always like this
mabodofulove: hey yoko what about a catapalt
dokkiriGOD: You'll catapult me to hawaii?
mabodofulove: no just throw things at people that come too close
marioandhoudini: why
dokkiriGOD: But how would I carry it?
dokkiriGOD: WAIT why am I talking to yoU? This is such a stupid conversation.
marioandhoudini: you just noticed?
tehjugglernaut: chat rooms are only as stupid as their members
dokkiriGOD: This is going nowhere.
dokkiriGOD: See you guys at work.
--dokkiriGOD has left the room--
mabodofulove: noooo yoko we luuuuuver you
tehjugglernaut: bets on when he comes back?
marioandhoudini: 500yen says less than three minutes
tehjugglernaut: eh i think he'll wait until he thinks we're gone
tehjugglernaut: give him time to get nice and paranoid
marioandhoudini: ...
tehjugglernaut: ...
marioandhoudini: ...(<.<)
tehjugglernaut: (>.>)
marioandhoudini: so, uh
marioandhoudini: how have you been lately
mabodofulove: GUYS IVE JUST INVENTED THE BESTFOOD EVER
mabodofulove: MABODOFU ICE CREAM CAKE
tehjugglernaut: ...um fine thanks
tehjugglernaut: why all the mabodofu
marioandhoudini: trust me you don't want to know
--dokkiriGOD has entered the room--
dokkiriGOD: If you guys are still here that's kind of sad
--ShibutanioftheWest has entered the room--
ShibutanioftheWest: Yoko, someone told me you were being bad
ShibutanioftheWest: I think we need to have a little chat
dokkiriGOD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
--dokkiriGOD has left the room--
mabodofulove: :O
tehjugglernaut: nino?
ShibutanioftheWest: second computers
marioandhoudini: are awesome
mabodofulove: nice~
marioandhoudini: also i win the bet
mabodofulove: nino did youcall him
marioandhoudini: doesn't matter, i still win
marioandhoudini: so taguchi, you down for some smash bros?
tehjugglernaut: bring it
marioandhoudini: okay, my house, 45 minutes
tehjugglernaut: great got it
mabodofulove: can i come? plz?
marioandhoudini: fine. you bring the beer
tehjugglernaut: bye guys
--tehjugglernaut has left the room--
--marioandhoudini has left the room--
mabodofulove: ah everyones gone...maybe i should bring the mabodofucake over too~ :D
ShibutanioftheWest: NO
mabodofulove: see u in 45 mins nino! <3 :DDD
ShibutanioftheWest: aiba don't you dare
--mabodofulove has left the room--
ShibutanioftheWest: dammit
--ShibutanioftheWest has left the room--