Hot Love gift for go_chan2011
Title: Sexypower vs Superpower
Groups/Pairings: Pin, Ryoda (side pairing)
Rating: NC17
Warnings: some superhero sex right in the beginning
Summary: Jin and Pi have been using their superpowers to experience the hottest sex imaginable instead of helping others. But is everyone satisfied with that?
Notes: For the wonderful, outstanding, go_chan2011 , sorry this took so long. Hope you LOVE it because it was made with love, ne.
Pi moaned again as Jin shifted inside him, reaching in further than humanly possible, pounding away at Pi’s prostate like a jackhammer. Jin completely filled his lover with his cock -he was an expert machine-a slick piston moving, grinding, and grinding until Pi was rock hard and begging for more when everything changed again, and impossibly-more was what he got.
Because when your lover is a superhero, able to morph any part of his body to fit any shape, satisfaction is guaranteed.
This was the third transformation this morning. The head of Jin’s cock actually changed to a square, the blunt edge slamming into Pi’s spot-like a hard sharp ruler on that most sensitive part of him.
Jin could tell Pi loved this from the obscene noises filling the room-so Jin decided to take it to a new level. He raised his lover three feet off the bed, holding him with one strong arm, while simultaneously touching and stroking every part of Pi’s body with his other hand, all the while thrusting inside him with his dick.
Pi’s arms and legs flailed holding on to nothing. His body quivered in mid-air, his cock hard, bouncing up and down, precome dripping down like rain onto the sheets beneath him. He was being pushed to his limit, beautifully wrecked. But Jin knew Pi loved being fucked this way. Time for the finale.
Jin’s tongue grew longer and wrapped around Pi’s cock. Jin was sucking and fucking his lover at the same time. And Pi came hard-come shooting everywhere as if gravity never existed on earth.
Jin came a beat later as Pi clenched around him. His cock changed back to normal as he pulled out with a chuckle, “ Hey Pi, where is your self control? It’s a good thing I can reach the ceiling easily, otherwise this would be a bitch to clean up and we only have what, fifteen minutes before the meeting begins?”
“Shit, we are going to be late,” Pi gasped as he flopped back down on the bed.
“And you can’t do anything about that? You don’t look like you’re in a hurry to move anytime soon,” Jin smirked.
“Listen, I am on my last warning and you are in the negative column. If I use my power to get us to work on time, Ueda will be standing at the door asking for our heads on a platter.”
“Come on, just one more time,” Jin pleaded. “I want to spend more time with you, not returning lost kittens to little old ladies.”
“Fine, but I will do the talking if we get into trouble.”
“No arguments here, and anyway, I think that Ueda has better things to do than keep track of our lack of success,” Jin said.
The meeting was just about over when Jin and Pi sauntered in. Ueda glared at them but he had his hands full at the moment.
“So, Tegoshi, the police are not pressing charges, but they are asking you to stay away from the fish market for a while.”
“But my power is to be able to communicate with sea animals-how can I save anyone or anything if I can’t go near the ocean?”
“Well, I know this is difficult for those who communicate with non-humans, but it is the humans we are trying to save-not the catch of the day.”
“I don’t like this double standard,” Aiba complained. “Humans see wolves, jackals, and hyenas as predators-I just see my friends.”
“Aiba and Tegoshi why don’t you form a sub unit, your focus could be to bring more awareness about animals to the human world?”
“We tried that once, remember?” Tegoshi said dryly. “It led to the horrendous grizzly bear/ salmon incident.”
Jin shuddered. He remembered that day. He had been assigned to the clean up crew-grizzly didn’t begin to cover it.
“So for our last order of business, I would like to plead with all of you: Try to get your saves as cleanly as possible. Currently, we only have one superhero at this meeting who is in good standing with the community.”
“Hey!”
“Oh I’m sorry Nakamaru, I didn’t see you there. Please try to remember to make yourself visible when you attend meetings and official functions. As I was saying, we have two superheroes at this meeting who are in good standing with the community. Unfortunately one of them is going on enforced hiatus due to overwork and fatigue. Kamenashi, enjoy your well-deserved ‘vacation.’”
“You can call me back anytime, because evil never takes a vacation,” Kamenashi said sarcastically.
Loud groans echoed around the room.
Ueda sighed. “That concludes our business for today, refreshments are in the back.”
“Maybe we are off the hook,” Jin said.
For not the first time in his life, Jin was wrong. Ueda caught up with them at the punch bowl with a clip board, and what looked like very angry scribblings on a piece of paper that had their names at the top.
“Pi, Jin, I’d like a word with you.”
“Ueda, you are looking fabulous today. Did you cut your hair again? It looks like you did. It must be so easy with your power,” Pi said trying to butter him up.
“I know what you are doing and it won’t work. I still have to talk to you both about your quotas.”
“Oh look, it’s Mr. I-got-promoted-so-I-am-better-than-everybody-else. At least my power doesn’t involve cutlery,” Jin said.
“I can’t help my, um, sharp edges, and ok, it’s true, I am in charge of this place, but all of us used to be friends when we started didn’t we? I don’t want to see anything bad happen to you.” Ueda lowered his voice, “I know what you two have been doing with your powers-it doesn’t take a genius to figure it out. You know, one day you will go too far, and someone will get hurt,” he said.
“Is this the ‘You’d better be careful because Ryo almost electrocuted me during sex that one time’ lecture? Because it kind of feels that way.”
“Just because your boyfriend can control the weather,” Jin smirked.
“Or not control the weather is more like it.” Pi and Jin high-fived and convulsed into laughter.
Ueda’s face contorted with embarrassment and anger. “Well, it was just the one time, and we are perfectly fine now-my hair has grown back and there was no lasting damage to my brain. “
And that was when Pi and Jin knew they had gone too far.
“You know what?” Ueda told them. “That’s it, the last straw. I don’t even know why I was trying to do this gently. Fulfill your saves quota by the end of the month or you both are suspended for the rest of the year, without your powers. Why can’t you be more like Kamenashi? ” Ueda complained.
“Where did that come from? Because if you are trying to motivate us to use our powers more responsibly that is the last person I would bring up. Who would want to follow in the steps of that boring goody two shoes?”
“But Kamenashi is wonderful. Kamenashi is the best superhero we have here. Kamenashi is….”
“Standing right behind you and using his power on you right now.”
“KAMENASHI, go home this instant!” Ueda yelled. “You have filled your quota for the next three months already. Take some fucking time off. “
“Or time for fucking if you can find someone to fuck,” Pi suggested.
Kamenashi gave Pi the finger. “Thanks for the help, enjoy your time off without your powers,” Kamenashi said smiling.
“Really mature you guys-I’m out of here. Kamenashi, I don’t want to see you before next week. Pi and Jin, good luck, you are going to need it. Let me know if you need the former superheroes support group number. They make handy little magnets now for your fridge, ” Ueda said.
Pi and Jin presented a tough front but once they were outside the meeting, Pi turned to Jin, “We’d better get started, Jin. We have 46 saves and only a week left.”
“At least you have four, Pi. Too bad using your power to take us to the beginning of the month is forbidden,” Jin said sullenly.
“Well, at least I can take us to this morning. That’s allowed.”
“You want to go back to this morning? I thought you had enough earlier, but if you need a little taste of the powerhouse, I am sure I can-“
“JIN, FOCUS, I’m doing this for the saves. Come on, I don’t want to do laundry in real time for the next five months. I can live without your cock for five minutes.”
“But I can’t live with out your warm tight-” Jin started to stay before Pi grabbed his hand and the scenery swirled around them.
They had gone back in time four hours, and were now standing in front of a bank. In anticipation of things not going well, Pi had persuaded Ryo to steal some leads from Ueda’s clipboard. Usually only the top superheroes had access to information like that.
“A bank, huh?” Jin said.
“Yeah, a robbery is supposed to take place some time today. Let’s go save some people.”
They walked into the bank, trying to look like two regular guys who had business there early in the morning.
“I honestly didn’t know the bank was open this early. I guess we are always in bed,” Pi said looking around.
“I know it seems wrong, all these people moving about with clothes on-money is so corrupting sometimes.”
“Jin, honestly, is sex all you think about?”
“All I think about? It takes two, Pi. Why? You want to make some changes?” Jin said, a trace of worry in his voice.
“Later Jin. Listen, don’t freak out, but I went to the future.”
“Pi, you are not supposed to do that!”
“I was just there for a minute-I peeked at tomorrow’s newspaper-Listen if we get this it’s over twenty saves. Everyone in the building counts. The robbery takes place at 8:32 am.”
“That’s just two minutes from now.”
Pi looked at his watch while Jin was preoccupied by some of the signage at the bank.
“Pi,” Jin said, “Do you think we should by a house? Those mortgage rates aren’t half bad.”
“JIN, look, I think that is our guy over there. Why don’t we pick him up right now before things begin and these people are in danger?”
“But what if you are wrong, what if we grab the wrong person?” Jin asked.
“Okay maybe I saw his picture in that paper. But I swear that’s the only part I looked at.”
Jin craned his neck to get a view of Pi’s ass. “Pi!” he shrieked, “is that the paper in your back pocket? What if you drop it somewhere?”
Pi shrugged his shoulders, “We’re in danger of losing our powers anyway. What is the difference?”
“You could lose your powers for life, that is the difference.”
“Would that be so bad?” Pi said, “to live a like a normal guy, fuck like a normal guy, get a normal job?”
“Wait, what was the second one?”
“Jin, the robbery is in progress. He’s getting away.”
“How the hell did that happen?”
By the time Jin and Pi looked up from their discussion the robber was almost to the door. Jin, startled by Pi’s latest revelation, was thrown off his game, so that when he extended his arm to block the door, he knocked several people over, but still he made it in time. The thief looked at him, smirked and escaped through an adjacent door.
“What do you mean, ‘fuck like a normal guy’?”
“Jin, just forget about it till later,” said Pi as they raced outside to see where the thief had gone.
When they got outside they were shocked to see the robber turning himself in and handing over the money to the police.
“Do you see something moving there behind the trees?” Pi asked.
“No, I want to go back now and revisit our conversation.”
“We don’t have time. We have to find people in trouble. People who need our help. Let me just call Ueda so he can send someone to placate the people you knocked over.”
Later they found out that one of the people injured at the bank had to go to the hospital for a dislocated shoulder. Additional random tests revealed a partially blocked artery to the heart, which was subsequently treated-so Jin got half a save.
“Pi, I don’t feel right following that newspaper.”
“This is the only lead we have right now. The next headline is ‘10 cyclists injured in a freak storm’.”
They rounded the corner and headed toward the park. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, all was at peace. When suddenly:
“Help, help!” cried a man veering out of control on a bike. He was soaking wet.
Jin caught him easily, stopping him from moving,
“I had just finished the 10th mile when all this wind and rain came out of nowhere. It wasn’t in the forecast. I checked three times,” the man exclaimed.
“When was the start of the race?” Pi asked.
“About 15 minutes ago.” The man was panting.
“You get the others that went through the storm, while I re-route them from the beginning,” Pi said to Jin.
Jin caught four more cyclists, four more toward his goal. Jin smiled. But the more he was alone, his thoughts turned to Pi and his random hints. Soon Pi returned. He had an annoyed look on his face.
“Hey, what are you upset about? That’s four saves,” Jin said.
“No, Jin, look who I found. We didn’t save anyone,” Pi said dejectedly.
“Hey guys,” Ryo said smiling brightly.
“Don’t tell me,” Jin groaned. “Ryo, what did you do?”
“Well one of the cyclists was hot, and I just wanted to create a light rain, just on that one person, but then I got hungry so I went to get a snack, and when I returned . . . you saw what happened.”
“At least the four I saved counted.”
“No Jin, it says in the handbook, page six: Saves achieved through the wanton neglect of a fellow superhero are null and void.”
“There’s a handbook?”
“Sorry to mess up your count and everything, but I have to go. I’m meeting Tatsuya for lunch in 30 minutes. We should go for a drink sometime. I miss you guys.”
“The last time we had a drink, half the city lost power. So I think we’ll decline “
“Ha ha, so funny. Did you talk to him ,Pi? You know you have to stop living in the past.” Ryo winked and then walked away.
“Now what was that about?” Jin said. “Listen Pi why don’t you talk to me? I’m getting the idea that something is seriously wrong with you or me or us.”
“Don’t sweat it Jin, it’s not that bad.”
“Is there someone else?” Jin whispered nervously.
“Baka, no---wait Jin look over there at that girl!” Pi cried out.
About twenty meters away, a teenage girl stood underneath a tree, oblivious to the fact that a large branch swaying above her was able to snap in half, threatening her very existence with every burst of wind.
Jin acted on instinct, extending his arms and wrapping them around the girl just before the branch fell from the tree, crashing into the grass right where the girl had stood just moments before.
“You idiot!” screamed the girl.
“Idiot?” Pi yelled. “He just saved you from serious injury. You should be thanking him.”
“I wasn’t in any real danger. I sawed that tree limb in half. I was waiting for him to save me,” she said pointing past Pi and Jin.
All three of them looked across the street, to where an awkward looking teenage boy stood; he waved at them shyly.
“You know you shouldn’t play games like that, somebody could get hurt.”
“He’s a superhero in training. He just needs a little confidence. In a few years he could be like Kamenashi Kazuya-he’s so dreamy,” she said.
After a twenty minute lecture, where Pi was impressively scary-or at least scary to the boy, Jin and Pi left.
Jin said, “At least I got one save.”
Pi shook his head sadly. “Saves do not count if the person saved was never in any real danger. Superhero handbook page 10.”
“That’s it! I’m going home, to our home, and if you will join me you can tell me why you want to ‘Fuck like a normal guy’ and ‘stop living in the past.’”
When they arrived home, Jin sat sullenly on the couch while Pi shredded the newspaper.
Pi sat next to Jin on the sofa.
“You’ve been keeping things from me,” Jin mumbled. “and talking about them to someone else, maybe everyone else.”
“Just Ryo.”
“You don’t like our sex life anymore? What did Ryo mean by living in the past? Oi, do you go somewhere else while we are having sex? Is that even possible? And why do I sometimes smell maple syrup. Are you eating without me?” Jin spit out this torrent of questions, and he was looking at Pi, seething. Waiting for answers.
“First, I just want to say that one time, yes, I was hungry and I went for waffles, but that was just one time.”
“I feel so much better now, “ Jin said bitterly.
“It’s just that, you know, I love your power, but I miss the way we used to be before we started using it all the time. I miss just you.”
“But why shouldn’t I make it perfect for you if I can.\?” Jin complained.
“Because sometimes I don’t want it perfect, sometimes I just want to see your cock hard just because you want me.”
“Where do you go when you’re not getting waffles?”
“Back to our first time,” Pi said getting a little teary. “I know I have not been telling you the truth. But I’ll stop now. I just want to be with my boyfriend a little, get to know you again, just as you are.”
“I can’t say that I’m not still angry, and I am going to pinch you now and then to make sure you are here with me.”
“Ow!”
“Good.”
They were just about to start their “being themselves again” when the doorbell rang.
“I’m going to get naked and lay on the bed,” Jin said.
“And I’m going to send whoever this is two hundred years into the future,” Pi grumbled.
He opened the door and there stood Kamenashi shifting about nervously.
“Hey Pi, did I come at a bad time?”
Pi’s features visibly relaxed and he forgot what he was doing.
“Hey, quit it, this is a power free zone at the moment,” he told Kamenashi.
“Oh, okay, listen I know you guys are behind on saves and I need some saves, plus I am going crazy sitting at home.”
“It’s been like six hours. And why do you need saves? I thought you were months ahead.”
“Yes well,” Kamenashi said. He seemed to be embarrassed.
“Spit it out, I don’t have a lot of time.”
“I am nearing the 2,500 saves mark and if I reach it this month, Matsujun said he would give me his phone number.”
“Matsujun? We’ll you’ll never need a lighter. That’s why you’ve been on a tear lately, a phone number?”
“There is a whole list, his phone number is number one. It’s number 12 that I’m the most interested in-if I’m being honest.”
Pi thought about Jin lying naked in the bedroom, and he made a game time decision.
“Okay, Kamenashi, you can obtain by proxy all of our remaining saves by the end of the month-let us know when and where to show up for pictures.” He scribbled on a piece of paper and handed it to him.
“What’s this?”
“Matsujun’s phone number. I like to pay in advance.” Pi grinned and he slammed the door in Kamenashi’s bewildered face, before returning to Jin.
“Who was at the door?”
“Magazine salesman, really persistent.”
“Did you buy any?”
“No, but I solved our quota problem, so now we have lots of time to get reacquainted.”
“Are you talking to me or my cock, because my eyes are up here.”
“I’m talking to every part of you Jin.”
“Well, then I’m all yours.”
The End (or is it)
Monthly quotas-total saves:
Jin: 25 and ½* (25 of those saves occurred without Jin being present and all of the criminals involved turned themselves in to police of their own accord.)
Pi : 25* (21 of those saves occurred without Pi being present. See Jin’s note for further explanation)
Kamenashi: 125* (total is an estimate, some sources put the total closer to 171, additional note: Kamenashi is on self imposed hiatus as number twelve on the list involved a deserted island and pink drink umbrellas)
Tegoshi: 325* (mainly fish from the nets of the SS NEWS, some of those fish were spared only to be eaten by a whale a few days later)
Ryo: -1* (1 person struck by lightning-currently in the hospital expected to recover in full at which point count will return to 0)
Ueda: 1* ( Rescued one small whale that got tangled up in giant cargo fishing nets-freed in under 10 minutes)
Aiba: 10* (15 additional “friends” saved, 2 of them cheetah cubs currently residing at the local zoo)
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Groups/Pairings: Pin, Ryoda (side pairing)
Rating: NC17
Warnings: some superhero sex right in the beginning
Summary: Jin and Pi have been using their superpowers to experience the hottest sex imaginable instead of helping others. But is everyone satisfied with that?
Notes: For the wonderful, outstanding, go_chan2011 , sorry this took so long. Hope you LOVE it because it was made with love, ne.
Pi moaned again as Jin shifted inside him, reaching in further than humanly possible, pounding away at Pi’s prostate like a jackhammer. Jin completely filled his lover with his cock -he was an expert machine-a slick piston moving, grinding, and grinding until Pi was rock hard and begging for more when everything changed again, and impossibly-more was what he got.
Because when your lover is a superhero, able to morph any part of his body to fit any shape, satisfaction is guaranteed.
This was the third transformation this morning. The head of Jin’s cock actually changed to a square, the blunt edge slamming into Pi’s spot-like a hard sharp ruler on that most sensitive part of him.
Jin could tell Pi loved this from the obscene noises filling the room-so Jin decided to take it to a new level. He raised his lover three feet off the bed, holding him with one strong arm, while simultaneously touching and stroking every part of Pi’s body with his other hand, all the while thrusting inside him with his dick.
Pi’s arms and legs flailed holding on to nothing. His body quivered in mid-air, his cock hard, bouncing up and down, precome dripping down like rain onto the sheets beneath him. He was being pushed to his limit, beautifully wrecked. But Jin knew Pi loved being fucked this way. Time for the finale.
Jin’s tongue grew longer and wrapped around Pi’s cock. Jin was sucking and fucking his lover at the same time. And Pi came hard-come shooting everywhere as if gravity never existed on earth.
Jin came a beat later as Pi clenched around him. His cock changed back to normal as he pulled out with a chuckle, “ Hey Pi, where is your self control? It’s a good thing I can reach the ceiling easily, otherwise this would be a bitch to clean up and we only have what, fifteen minutes before the meeting begins?”
“Shit, we are going to be late,” Pi gasped as he flopped back down on the bed.
“And you can’t do anything about that? You don’t look like you’re in a hurry to move anytime soon,” Jin smirked.
“Listen, I am on my last warning and you are in the negative column. If I use my power to get us to work on time, Ueda will be standing at the door asking for our heads on a platter.”
“Come on, just one more time,” Jin pleaded. “I want to spend more time with you, not returning lost kittens to little old ladies.”
“Fine, but I will do the talking if we get into trouble.”
“No arguments here, and anyway, I think that Ueda has better things to do than keep track of our lack of success,” Jin said.
The meeting was just about over when Jin and Pi sauntered in. Ueda glared at them but he had his hands full at the moment.
“So, Tegoshi, the police are not pressing charges, but they are asking you to stay away from the fish market for a while.”
“But my power is to be able to communicate with sea animals-how can I save anyone or anything if I can’t go near the ocean?”
“Well, I know this is difficult for those who communicate with non-humans, but it is the humans we are trying to save-not the catch of the day.”
“I don’t like this double standard,” Aiba complained. “Humans see wolves, jackals, and hyenas as predators-I just see my friends.”
“Aiba and Tegoshi why don’t you form a sub unit, your focus could be to bring more awareness about animals to the human world?”
“We tried that once, remember?” Tegoshi said dryly. “It led to the horrendous grizzly bear/ salmon incident.”
Jin shuddered. He remembered that day. He had been assigned to the clean up crew-grizzly didn’t begin to cover it.
“So for our last order of business, I would like to plead with all of you: Try to get your saves as cleanly as possible. Currently, we only have one superhero at this meeting who is in good standing with the community.”
“Hey!”
“Oh I’m sorry Nakamaru, I didn’t see you there. Please try to remember to make yourself visible when you attend meetings and official functions. As I was saying, we have two superheroes at this meeting who are in good standing with the community. Unfortunately one of them is going on enforced hiatus due to overwork and fatigue. Kamenashi, enjoy your well-deserved ‘vacation.’”
“You can call me back anytime, because evil never takes a vacation,” Kamenashi said sarcastically.
Loud groans echoed around the room.
Ueda sighed. “That concludes our business for today, refreshments are in the back.”
“Maybe we are off the hook,” Jin said.
For not the first time in his life, Jin was wrong. Ueda caught up with them at the punch bowl with a clip board, and what looked like very angry scribblings on a piece of paper that had their names at the top.
“Pi, Jin, I’d like a word with you.”
“Ueda, you are looking fabulous today. Did you cut your hair again? It looks like you did. It must be so easy with your power,” Pi said trying to butter him up.
“I know what you are doing and it won’t work. I still have to talk to you both about your quotas.”
“Oh look, it’s Mr. I-got-promoted-so-I-am-better-than-everybody-else. At least my power doesn’t involve cutlery,” Jin said.
“I can’t help my, um, sharp edges, and ok, it’s true, I am in charge of this place, but all of us used to be friends when we started didn’t we? I don’t want to see anything bad happen to you.” Ueda lowered his voice, “I know what you two have been doing with your powers-it doesn’t take a genius to figure it out. You know, one day you will go too far, and someone will get hurt,” he said.
“Is this the ‘You’d better be careful because Ryo almost electrocuted me during sex that one time’ lecture? Because it kind of feels that way.”
“Just because your boyfriend can control the weather,” Jin smirked.
“Or not control the weather is more like it.” Pi and Jin high-fived and convulsed into laughter.
Ueda’s face contorted with embarrassment and anger. “Well, it was just the one time, and we are perfectly fine now-my hair has grown back and there was no lasting damage to my brain. “
And that was when Pi and Jin knew they had gone too far.
“You know what?” Ueda told them. “That’s it, the last straw. I don’t even know why I was trying to do this gently. Fulfill your saves quota by the end of the month or you both are suspended for the rest of the year, without your powers. Why can’t you be more like Kamenashi? ” Ueda complained.
“Where did that come from? Because if you are trying to motivate us to use our powers more responsibly that is the last person I would bring up. Who would want to follow in the steps of that boring goody two shoes?”
“But Kamenashi is wonderful. Kamenashi is the best superhero we have here. Kamenashi is….”
“Standing right behind you and using his power on you right now.”
“KAMENASHI, go home this instant!” Ueda yelled. “You have filled your quota for the next three months already. Take some fucking time off. “
“Or time for fucking if you can find someone to fuck,” Pi suggested.
Kamenashi gave Pi the finger. “Thanks for the help, enjoy your time off without your powers,” Kamenashi said smiling.
“Really mature you guys-I’m out of here. Kamenashi, I don’t want to see you before next week. Pi and Jin, good luck, you are going to need it. Let me know if you need the former superheroes support group number. They make handy little magnets now for your fridge, ” Ueda said.
Pi and Jin presented a tough front but once they were outside the meeting, Pi turned to Jin, “We’d better get started, Jin. We have 46 saves and only a week left.”
“At least you have four, Pi. Too bad using your power to take us to the beginning of the month is forbidden,” Jin said sullenly.
“Well, at least I can take us to this morning. That’s allowed.”
“You want to go back to this morning? I thought you had enough earlier, but if you need a little taste of the powerhouse, I am sure I can-“
“JIN, FOCUS, I’m doing this for the saves. Come on, I don’t want to do laundry in real time for the next five months. I can live without your cock for five minutes.”
“But I can’t live with out your warm tight-” Jin started to stay before Pi grabbed his hand and the scenery swirled around them.
They had gone back in time four hours, and were now standing in front of a bank. In anticipation of things not going well, Pi had persuaded Ryo to steal some leads from Ueda’s clipboard. Usually only the top superheroes had access to information like that.
“A bank, huh?” Jin said.
“Yeah, a robbery is supposed to take place some time today. Let’s go save some people.”
They walked into the bank, trying to look like two regular guys who had business there early in the morning.
“I honestly didn’t know the bank was open this early. I guess we are always in bed,” Pi said looking around.
“I know it seems wrong, all these people moving about with clothes on-money is so corrupting sometimes.”
“Jin, honestly, is sex all you think about?”
“All I think about? It takes two, Pi. Why? You want to make some changes?” Jin said, a trace of worry in his voice.
“Later Jin. Listen, don’t freak out, but I went to the future.”
“Pi, you are not supposed to do that!”
“I was just there for a minute-I peeked at tomorrow’s newspaper-Listen if we get this it’s over twenty saves. Everyone in the building counts. The robbery takes place at 8:32 am.”
“That’s just two minutes from now.”
Pi looked at his watch while Jin was preoccupied by some of the signage at the bank.
“Pi,” Jin said, “Do you think we should by a house? Those mortgage rates aren’t half bad.”
“JIN, look, I think that is our guy over there. Why don’t we pick him up right now before things begin and these people are in danger?”
“But what if you are wrong, what if we grab the wrong person?” Jin asked.
“Okay maybe I saw his picture in that paper. But I swear that’s the only part I looked at.”
Jin craned his neck to get a view of Pi’s ass. “Pi!” he shrieked, “is that the paper in your back pocket? What if you drop it somewhere?”
Pi shrugged his shoulders, “We’re in danger of losing our powers anyway. What is the difference?”
“You could lose your powers for life, that is the difference.”
“Would that be so bad?” Pi said, “to live a like a normal guy, fuck like a normal guy, get a normal job?”
“Wait, what was the second one?”
“Jin, the robbery is in progress. He’s getting away.”
“How the hell did that happen?”
By the time Jin and Pi looked up from their discussion the robber was almost to the door. Jin, startled by Pi’s latest revelation, was thrown off his game, so that when he extended his arm to block the door, he knocked several people over, but still he made it in time. The thief looked at him, smirked and escaped through an adjacent door.
“What do you mean, ‘fuck like a normal guy’?”
“Jin, just forget about it till later,” said Pi as they raced outside to see where the thief had gone.
When they got outside they were shocked to see the robber turning himself in and handing over the money to the police.
“Do you see something moving there behind the trees?” Pi asked.
“No, I want to go back now and revisit our conversation.”
“We don’t have time. We have to find people in trouble. People who need our help. Let me just call Ueda so he can send someone to placate the people you knocked over.”
Later they found out that one of the people injured at the bank had to go to the hospital for a dislocated shoulder. Additional random tests revealed a partially blocked artery to the heart, which was subsequently treated-so Jin got half a save.
“Pi, I don’t feel right following that newspaper.”
“This is the only lead we have right now. The next headline is ‘10 cyclists injured in a freak storm’.”
They rounded the corner and headed toward the park. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, all was at peace. When suddenly:
“Help, help!” cried a man veering out of control on a bike. He was soaking wet.
Jin caught him easily, stopping him from moving,
“I had just finished the 10th mile when all this wind and rain came out of nowhere. It wasn’t in the forecast. I checked three times,” the man exclaimed.
“When was the start of the race?” Pi asked.
“About 15 minutes ago.” The man was panting.
“You get the others that went through the storm, while I re-route them from the beginning,” Pi said to Jin.
Jin caught four more cyclists, four more toward his goal. Jin smiled. But the more he was alone, his thoughts turned to Pi and his random hints. Soon Pi returned. He had an annoyed look on his face.
“Hey, what are you upset about? That’s four saves,” Jin said.
“No, Jin, look who I found. We didn’t save anyone,” Pi said dejectedly.
“Hey guys,” Ryo said smiling brightly.
“Don’t tell me,” Jin groaned. “Ryo, what did you do?”
“Well one of the cyclists was hot, and I just wanted to create a light rain, just on that one person, but then I got hungry so I went to get a snack, and when I returned . . . you saw what happened.”
“At least the four I saved counted.”
“No Jin, it says in the handbook, page six: Saves achieved through the wanton neglect of a fellow superhero are null and void.”
“There’s a handbook?”
“Sorry to mess up your count and everything, but I have to go. I’m meeting Tatsuya for lunch in 30 minutes. We should go for a drink sometime. I miss you guys.”
“The last time we had a drink, half the city lost power. So I think we’ll decline “
“Ha ha, so funny. Did you talk to him ,Pi? You know you have to stop living in the past.” Ryo winked and then walked away.
“Now what was that about?” Jin said. “Listen Pi why don’t you talk to me? I’m getting the idea that something is seriously wrong with you or me or us.”
“Don’t sweat it Jin, it’s not that bad.”
“Is there someone else?” Jin whispered nervously.
“Baka, no---wait Jin look over there at that girl!” Pi cried out.
About twenty meters away, a teenage girl stood underneath a tree, oblivious to the fact that a large branch swaying above her was able to snap in half, threatening her very existence with every burst of wind.
Jin acted on instinct, extending his arms and wrapping them around the girl just before the branch fell from the tree, crashing into the grass right where the girl had stood just moments before.
“You idiot!” screamed the girl.
“Idiot?” Pi yelled. “He just saved you from serious injury. You should be thanking him.”
“I wasn’t in any real danger. I sawed that tree limb in half. I was waiting for him to save me,” she said pointing past Pi and Jin.
All three of them looked across the street, to where an awkward looking teenage boy stood; he waved at them shyly.
“You know you shouldn’t play games like that, somebody could get hurt.”
“He’s a superhero in training. He just needs a little confidence. In a few years he could be like Kamenashi Kazuya-he’s so dreamy,” she said.
After a twenty minute lecture, where Pi was impressively scary-or at least scary to the boy, Jin and Pi left.
Jin said, “At least I got one save.”
Pi shook his head sadly. “Saves do not count if the person saved was never in any real danger. Superhero handbook page 10.”
“That’s it! I’m going home, to our home, and if you will join me you can tell me why you want to ‘Fuck like a normal guy’ and ‘stop living in the past.’”
When they arrived home, Jin sat sullenly on the couch while Pi shredded the newspaper.
Pi sat next to Jin on the sofa.
“You’ve been keeping things from me,” Jin mumbled. “and talking about them to someone else, maybe everyone else.”
“Just Ryo.”
“You don’t like our sex life anymore? What did Ryo mean by living in the past? Oi, do you go somewhere else while we are having sex? Is that even possible? And why do I sometimes smell maple syrup. Are you eating without me?” Jin spit out this torrent of questions, and he was looking at Pi, seething. Waiting for answers.
“First, I just want to say that one time, yes, I was hungry and I went for waffles, but that was just one time.”
“I feel so much better now, “ Jin said bitterly.
“It’s just that, you know, I love your power, but I miss the way we used to be before we started using it all the time. I miss just you.”
“But why shouldn’t I make it perfect for you if I can.\?” Jin complained.
“Because sometimes I don’t want it perfect, sometimes I just want to see your cock hard just because you want me.”
“Where do you go when you’re not getting waffles?”
“Back to our first time,” Pi said getting a little teary. “I know I have not been telling you the truth. But I’ll stop now. I just want to be with my boyfriend a little, get to know you again, just as you are.”
“I can’t say that I’m not still angry, and I am going to pinch you now and then to make sure you are here with me.”
“Ow!”
“Good.”
They were just about to start their “being themselves again” when the doorbell rang.
“I’m going to get naked and lay on the bed,” Jin said.
“And I’m going to send whoever this is two hundred years into the future,” Pi grumbled.
He opened the door and there stood Kamenashi shifting about nervously.
“Hey Pi, did I come at a bad time?”
Pi’s features visibly relaxed and he forgot what he was doing.
“Hey, quit it, this is a power free zone at the moment,” he told Kamenashi.
“Oh, okay, listen I know you guys are behind on saves and I need some saves, plus I am going crazy sitting at home.”
“It’s been like six hours. And why do you need saves? I thought you were months ahead.”
“Yes well,” Kamenashi said. He seemed to be embarrassed.
“Spit it out, I don’t have a lot of time.”
“I am nearing the 2,500 saves mark and if I reach it this month, Matsujun said he would give me his phone number.”
“Matsujun? We’ll you’ll never need a lighter. That’s why you’ve been on a tear lately, a phone number?”
“There is a whole list, his phone number is number one. It’s number 12 that I’m the most interested in-if I’m being honest.”
Pi thought about Jin lying naked in the bedroom, and he made a game time decision.
“Okay, Kamenashi, you can obtain by proxy all of our remaining saves by the end of the month-let us know when and where to show up for pictures.” He scribbled on a piece of paper and handed it to him.
“What’s this?”
“Matsujun’s phone number. I like to pay in advance.” Pi grinned and he slammed the door in Kamenashi’s bewildered face, before returning to Jin.
“Who was at the door?”
“Magazine salesman, really persistent.”
“Did you buy any?”
“No, but I solved our quota problem, so now we have lots of time to get reacquainted.”
“Are you talking to me or my cock, because my eyes are up here.”
“I’m talking to every part of you Jin.”
“Well, then I’m all yours.”
The End (or is it)
Monthly quotas-total saves:
Jin: 25 and ½* (25 of those saves occurred without Jin being present and all of the criminals involved turned themselves in to police of their own accord.)
Pi : 25* (21 of those saves occurred without Pi being present. See Jin’s note for further explanation)
Kamenashi: 125* (total is an estimate, some sources put the total closer to 171, additional note: Kamenashi is on self imposed hiatus as number twelve on the list involved a deserted island and pink drink umbrellas)
Tegoshi: 325* (mainly fish from the nets of the SS NEWS, some of those fish were spared only to be eaten by a whale a few days later)
Ryo: -1* (1 person struck by lightning-currently in the hospital expected to recover in full at which point count will return to 0)
Ueda: 1* ( Rescued one small whale that got tangled up in giant cargo fishing nets-freed in under 10 minutes)
Aiba: 10* (15 additional “friends” saved, 2 of them cheetah cubs currently residing at the local zoo)
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