Team Present, prompt 4: I love you like a fat kid likes cake.

[game_referee]

Title: The way to a man’s heart
Pairing/Group: Koyama/Shige, News
Rating: pg13
Warnings: outbreak of fire (no one gets hurt)
Summary: Instead of being allowed to promote their sexy side, News is relegated to the kitchen. Shige thinks baking is a great new creative outlet, but he may need some help.
Notes: I hope you enjoy this!

Comments

[alternatejess]

Oh this is HILARIOUS. Here are some fave lines:

“Yamashita cheats with his face,” Massu muttered to the ceiling.
"You lost our sexy to rock paper scissors?" Tegoshi moaned. "I'm disappointed in your managerial skills."
girls absolutely love cake!"

"Wasn't that fat kids?" Shige asked after some consideration.
(I loved the play on the prompt for this one XD)

What he should do, right the fuck now, was find a way to put this fire out, before it went from worrying to cause of death.
(HAHAHAH POOR SHIGE)
"Where's the danger to society?" Ryo asked, looking around the room.
(Me: Ryo, you ain't doing any better yo)
He’d decided cheesy was severely underappreciated and the world could do with some more of it.
Shige was an artist. A natural distrust of science was in his genes.
“Yes. I feel about you what people who really love cake feel about cake, too.”
(..... That was a REALLY fail confession)
I love Shige more than I love cake
(DYING. SO CHEESY OMG KOYAMA WHY).

Will re-read for times to come. Awesome awesome hilarious piece. Thank you!