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Poll

You are going to have a child. For each of these possibilities give a yes or no and why. (Note, for the purposes of this question, these are guarantees.)

1. Your child will be exactly like you, but 10% less happy than you.
2. Your child will be nothing like you, but 1% happier than you.
3. Your child will be an intelligent velociraptor, but 25% happier than you.
4. Your child will have severe disfiguration, but will live twice as long, and be 50% happier than you, despite their disfiguration.