Stuff
This is to my friends:
I love friends. There are many reasons why. Firstly, I can talk about things like masturbation, thongs, elderly suicide, and shoes without feeling intimidated. I love that. I mean, when you confide in me that you want a vibrator, or like, our intimate feelings about gardenias, it is amazing. Yay! I love you!
This is to boys:
Why boys are so fun- I was at Target and there was this totally emo kid with his mom. And he was telling her that he was jealous of how good girls hair smells and how he wants his hair to smell good too, so his mom helped him pick out shampoo. He totally looked hardcore and he was sniffing herbal essence. I LOVE THAT. Also, there are a lot of hot dads.
Amen.
I love friends. There are many reasons why. Firstly, I can talk about things like masturbation, thongs, elderly suicide, and shoes without feeling intimidated. I love that. I mean, when you confide in me that you want a vibrator, or like, our intimate feelings about gardenias, it is amazing. Yay! I love you!
This is to boys:
Why boys are so fun- I was at Target and there was this totally emo kid with his mom. And he was telling her that he was jealous of how good girls hair smells and how he wants his hair to smell good too, so his mom helped him pick out shampoo. He totally looked hardcore and he was sniffing herbal essence. I LOVE THAT. Also, there are a lot of hot dads.
Amen.