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Haro~! I'm dead tired. I had to work today. 8AM. I am SOooo not a morning person. My space bar button doesn't work so please excuse the words that you see together loving each other.
Last night, I did the Art Basel thing with Ceasar and crew. It was nice to actually leave my home for once. The first gallery we walked into was called 'Hardcore Art'. It was sexy and funny. Some lady asked to take pictures of my shoes. She pulled out a bazooka that passed for a camera lens and shot at me from close range. Creeepeeeey~ Some artist dude from New York hounded me down and made me look at his art against my will. It was cute, though; Ceasar had to rescue me. Some other random guy pounced on me to tell me he loved my scarf. I swear I jumped like a cat out of water he freaked me out so bad. What a bunch of wackjobs. The art wasn't even that great. Chelly could show them suckas a thing or two about art. When she's done bringing my shoes to life, I'll take pictures.
Today was an employee appreciation day. 40% off of some things in the store. I bought stuff with imaginary money. I was thinking of maybe making sock puppets/friends as gifts this year. I think tomorrow I'll try my hand at it.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I pulled biidi's hair (-5 points). In November I donated bone marrow to sitonacid in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I gave warp0x00 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In January I put gum in kawaiiayu's hair (-12 points). In March I put money in morolin's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (347 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
je11ybean
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:(first pet, current car): Duke Public Transportation (>.>)
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe): Black Cherry flip-flops
3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favourite color, favourite animal): Pink Tiger
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born in): Priscilla Miami (ugh I dislike my first and middle name)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): MurLi (hm...it's kinda cute. i want powers!)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (The 2nd favourite color, favourite drink): Black Soy (milk. it sounds better without the 'milk')
7. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers/mothers):
8. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): lolita lempicke jellybeans
10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): St. Fluer St. Louis (eww~ )
11. SPY NAME: (your favourite season/holiday, flower): Autumn Chysanthemum
12. CARTOON NAME: (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Cherry Tank
13. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree): Honeycombs Willow [cackle]
I'm beat. I'm going to bed. G'nite.
Last night, I did the Art Basel thing with Ceasar and crew. It was nice to actually leave my home for once. The first gallery we walked into was called 'Hardcore Art'. It was sexy and funny. Some lady asked to take pictures of my shoes. She pulled out a bazooka that passed for a camera lens and shot at me from close range. Creeepeeeey~ Some artist dude from New York hounded me down and made me look at his art against my will. It was cute, though; Ceasar had to rescue me. Some other random guy pounced on me to tell me he loved my scarf. I swear I jumped like a cat out of water he freaked me out so bad. What a bunch of wackjobs. The art wasn't even that great. Chelly could show them suckas a thing or two about art. When she's done bringing my shoes to life, I'll take pictures.
Today was an employee appreciation day. 40% off of some things in the store. I bought stuff with imaginary money. I was thinking of maybe making sock puppets/friends as gifts this year. I think tomorrow I'll try my hand at it.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I pulled biidi's hair (-5 points). In November I donated bone marrow to sitonacid in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I gave warp0x00 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In January I put gum in kawaiiayu's hair (-12 points). In March I put money in morolin's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (347 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
je11ybean
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:(first pet, current car): Duke Public Transportation (>.>)
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe): Black Cherry flip-flops
3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favourite color, favourite animal): Pink Tiger
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born in): Priscilla Miami (ugh I dislike my first and middle name)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): MurLi (hm...it's kinda cute. i want powers!)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (The 2nd favourite color, favourite drink): Black Soy (milk. it sounds better without the 'milk')
7. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers/mothers):
8. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): lolita lempicke jellybeans
10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): St. Fluer St. Louis (eww~ )
11. SPY NAME: (your favourite season/holiday, flower): Autumn Chysanthemum
12. CARTOON NAME: (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Cherry Tank
13. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree): Honeycombs Willow [cackle]
I'm beat. I'm going to bed. G'nite.