Title: Some Sempai Are Bigger Than Others
Unit for Points: Mis Snow Man
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: A.B.C-Z. Vague Tottsu/Hasshi. Vaguer Akame.
Author's Notes:
This report mentions Kame ero-ero dancing with Hasshi. I loled ♥
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“There’s no Kisumai. Kisumai are good for that,” Goseki says matter-of-factly.
Tsukada’s eye twitches.
“Hasshi is not the logical next option,” Totsuka states emphatically, plucking at guitar-strings without finding a tune.
“Could be worse,” Kawai chirps, “Kamenashi could have chosen Juri-chan.”
“Juri’s too short,” Goseki says after a moments thought.
“Stop that,” he adds - Tsukada’s trying to bury himself head-first in his pillow. “Isn’t it because Ryosuke looks like Akanishi?”
“Oh!” Kawai exclaims. The universe has become clearer.
“Their proportions,” Goseki continues, “It’s logical.”
Wide-eyed with horror, Totsuka pictures future Kat-Tun concerts and how excited Hasshi had looked backstage.