Roses are red, Violets are blue
Title: Roses are red, Violets are blue
Unit for Points: Hip Hop JUMP
Word Count: 100x4
Characters: Juri, Jesse, Shintaro, Hagiya, Morohoshi, Koki
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Cashews are nuts,
and so are you."
"What the hell's this!" Jesse yells, flipping the card back and forth wildly, as if that would make things clear. "Tanaka Juri! Did you write this, you jerk?"
Juri, passing by with a box of costumes in his arms, stops and sniffs disdainfully. "Of course I wrote it. Who else in this company could have written something as awesome as that?"
Jesse scowls, and is about to say something else when Juri points to a small package on the ground at Jesse's feet. "You dropped your nuts."
----
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ryutaro had smokes,
Here's some for you."
Shintaro finds the note taped to a pack of candy cigarettes. He's not sure if he should be laughing (is it too early? has the invisible elephant in the room gone away yet?) but he does anyway, just because he wants to.
"Honestly, you're ridiculous," he tells Juri at lunch. "The poem was terrible, too."
Juri laughs, "Whatever, you're just jelly~" He reaches over and steals a 'cigarette', acts all yankee letting it dangle between his lips. "Anyway, bad poem's a good excuse for a laugh, right?"
----
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Save a drum,
Bang a drummer."
When Hagiya finds his Valentine's card lying on top of his bags, he's already had advanced warning from the other guys. He thinks he's prepared. But really, this...
"Whoa there!" It's Morohoshi, peering at the card with an arm draped over his shoulder.
Hagiya's face turns beet red. "N-no, it's not like that!" he stammers, "It's Juri-"
"Juri's banging you?" Morohoshi's eyebrows shoot up.
Hagiya drops the card like it's burning him. "No! What?! He'd never-"
Morohoshi just laughs. "I'd bang you," he winks.
"Alkjglkdgalm," Hagiya squeaks incoherently.
----
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My name is dangerous cat
mrrow-rrow-rrow mia~u"
Juri laughs for about five minutes straight when he finds the Valentine's card propped up next to a bunch of heart-shaped doggy treats in Sakura and Rai's food bowls at Koki's place.
Koki is ~deeply involved~ in cooking dinner in the kitchen, so Juri takes the opportunity to take a picture with his phone and send it to all their brothers. "Check out how cool Koki is," he captions it.
(By the time he leaves, he's still laughing. The dogs haven't gone near their "treat" all night.)
Unit for Points: Hip Hop JUMP
Word Count: 100x4
Characters: Juri, Jesse, Shintaro, Hagiya, Morohoshi, Koki
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Cashews are nuts,
and so are you."
"What the hell's this!" Jesse yells, flipping the card back and forth wildly, as if that would make things clear. "Tanaka Juri! Did you write this, you jerk?"
Juri, passing by with a box of costumes in his arms, stops and sniffs disdainfully. "Of course I wrote it. Who else in this company could have written something as awesome as that?"
Jesse scowls, and is about to say something else when Juri points to a small package on the ground at Jesse's feet. "You dropped your nuts."
----
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ryutaro had smokes,
Here's some for you."
Shintaro finds the note taped to a pack of candy cigarettes. He's not sure if he should be laughing (is it too early? has the invisible elephant in the room gone away yet?) but he does anyway, just because he wants to.
"Honestly, you're ridiculous," he tells Juri at lunch. "The poem was terrible, too."
Juri laughs, "Whatever, you're just jelly~" He reaches over and steals a 'cigarette', acts all yankee letting it dangle between his lips. "Anyway, bad poem's a good excuse for a laugh, right?"
----
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Save a drum,
Bang a drummer."
When Hagiya finds his Valentine's card lying on top of his bags, he's already had advanced warning from the other guys. He thinks he's prepared. But really, this...
"Whoa there!" It's Morohoshi, peering at the card with an arm draped over his shoulder.
Hagiya's face turns beet red. "N-no, it's not like that!" he stammers, "It's Juri-"
"Juri's banging you?" Morohoshi's eyebrows shoot up.
Hagiya drops the card like it's burning him. "No! What?! He'd never-"
Morohoshi just laughs. "I'd bang you," he winks.
"Alkjglkdgalm," Hagiya squeaks incoherently.
----
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My name is dangerous cat
mrrow-rrow-rrow mia~u"
Juri laughs for about five minutes straight when he finds the Valentine's card propped up next to a bunch of heart-shaped doggy treats in Sakura and Rai's food bowls at Koki's place.
Koki is ~deeply involved~ in cooking dinner in the kitchen, so Juri takes the opportunity to take a picture with his phone and send it to all their brothers. "Check out how cool Koki is," he captions it.
(By the time he leaves, he's still laughing. The dogs haven't gone near their "treat" all night.)