Candles and Cake/Food for the Gods/Appeasing a God's Hunger/Lost My Appetite/Kitchen Hiro-mitsu/...

Sep 14, 2011 22:43

Title: Candles and Cake
Unit for Points: Three Yankees
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Miyata, Tamamori, Kitayama
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday Miyacchi! Wish I could've come up with something longer but my brain fails me a whole lot right now.


The day is filled with rehearsals but also with a lot of birthday celebrations and Miyata waves his goodbye to Kitayama, who’d just treated him to dinner - and more cake.

He’s tired but happy when he gets home but the fatigue flies off for a little while when he steps inside the kitchen. He knows it’s not his family waiting there for him with candles and cake.

Arms crossed and sulking, Tamamori complains, “Late!”

Before Miyata can react, the other kisses him. “Happy Birthday,” Tamamori whispers and then asks, “Face-cake?” He grins slyly, “I’ll lick the cream off your nose.”

Title: Food for the Gods
Unit for Points: Three Yankees
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Yamamoto Ryota, Yara Tomoyuki
Author's Notes: Not for the innocent eyes. However very much intended for yararanger's.


When he’d gone to put the fresh slabs of meat - offerings to the snake-god - up onto the altar for his village, Yamamoto never would have thought that he himself would become the offering to please the deity.

After the god had gotten a good taste of him, he had slithered away again, back into the darkness.

Yamamoto had returned home and had not told anyone about what had happened. He thought that maybe it had just been a dream.

Until a few days later, he felt the snake-god’s venom coursing through his body, calling him.

“Let me taste you again.”

Title: Appeasing a God’s Hunger
Unit for Points: Three Yankees
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Yara Tomoyuki, Yamamoto Ryota
Author's Notes: Different perspective of the previous one.


“You’re much more appetizing than all your offerings,” Yara, the snake-god of the mountain region, grinned and although he was appearing in human form, seemed to slither forward. A split tongue licked a trail down the young male’s neck. “You taste a lot better, too. Let me taste you more. Appease my hunger.”

He pushed the young male onto the altar, the actual sacrificial offering forgotten for the moment.

The other seemed frozen in shock or maybe admiration?

Sinking his teeth into the male’s neck, he decided to devour his prey slowly.

He liked playing with his food too much.

Title: Kitchen Hiro-mitsu
Unit for Points: Three Yankees
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Kis-My-Ft2
Author's Notes: Title inspired by one of my friends. His name is Hiro and his blog is called "Kitchen Hiro" because he's a chef XD


Kitayama stood pouring over something or other on the table, shuffling cards around and trying by the looks of it, to coordinate something, find the perfect combination.

“Is he trying to come up with a new outfit?” Senga asked.

Nikaido snorted, “Like how many hats he can wear at the same time, this time? Maybe he’ll make it 3.”

The two cracked up at the joke and Fujigaya rolled his eyes at them.

Yokoo shook his head, “I don’t think it’s clothes.”

Miyata nodded in agreement.

“He’s putting together natto recipes for the next Natto Lovers Club meeting,” Tamamori prompted.

Title: Word Association Game à la Kansai
Unit for Points: Three Yankees
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Kiriyama Akito, a couple of mentions
Author's Notes: Kanju Crack.


Akito called the Kansai Juniors together for a game. “I’ll say a word and you guys tell me the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear that word, alright? Good? Good. Let’s go! Ufo!”

“Okonomiyaki.”

“Space Balls!”

“Takoyaki.”

“Space Ship!”

“Grilled Squid.”

“Senga-kun!”

“Chocolate Bananas.”

“Ohno-kun!”

“Taiyaki.”

“Beach!”

“Castella.”

“Hama-chan!”

“Horse Meat.”

“Muro!”

“Ramen!”

“Unused costume storage!”

“Sausage.”

“Okay, that’s enough. That’s the first time I hear THAT as an association with that room. Although maybe it’s…no, I don’t want to think about it. But! Is it just me or are you guys really hungry?” Akito asked.

Title: Lost My Appetite
Unit for Points: Three Yankees
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Kamenashi Kazuya, Miyata Toshiya, Tamamori Yuta
Author's Notes: CRACK. Contains language and innuendo - and maybe more. And may not be everyone's cup of tea. I am not making shit up though, just google it if you like. Also according toe Poppy Z. Brite, semen and blood have a similar chemical make-up.


Kamenashi knew his presence only affected his pets when he wanted it to. So sometimes he’d just sneak in and see what they were doing when they weren’t going crazy for him - yet.

“What are you reading?” Tamamori rolled into Miyata’s lap.

“A book about other kinds of vampires,” Miyata replied.

“There are other kinds?”

“Apparently. They’re called ‘cum vampires’ and their leader was Ejacula,” Miyata read out.

Tamamori blinked.

“Yep. Instead of blood they-”

“Seriously?”

“Instead of biting, he’d suck you dry through…”

As much as Kamenashi enjoyed kinky things, he might have just lost some of his appetite.

unit: b.a.d., unit: kat-tun, unit: kansai jrs, challenge: food, unit: butoukan, unit: kis-my-ft2

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