Title: Life as a voyager
Unit for Points: Shonentai
Word Count: 100 x2
Characters/Pairings: V6 (though GoKen escaped somehow...)
Author's Notes: Two tales from Captain Sakamoto's unspeakably hard life. Also, great scott but it was difficult to get these down to 100 each D;
Sakamoto paced slowly around the captain’s room before turning to Inocchi. (Nagano claimed this would calm Sakamoto’s nerves whilst simultaneously intimidating whatever unfortunate sod who’d been called to his room. Sakamoto felt it wasn’t working on several levels).
“But,” Sakamoto hissed, “Why are you a mermaid?”
Inocchi absentmindedly scratched around his coconut-bra. His paper tail rustled with every movement.
“Like, a scarecrow, right? I was thinking how to scare away the sea-imps.”
After a long pause, “I don’t think sea-imps are this ships biggest problem,” Sakamoto gritted out. He turned his back, leaving Inocchi to rustle out of the room confused.
~x~
“He’s been marooned. I can’t go around rescuing boys after I’ve marooned them.”
“It was only a boyish joke,” Nagano soothed, “Really it was very clever of Okada to forge the maps so we’d end up at Cannibal Island. And he learnt their language so he could tell them you were a demon and stop them from broiling you too much. He’s such an intelligent boy.”
Sakamoto effected his meanest captain’s face. (Spectacularly ineffective - Nagano just kept smiling kindly, the bastard).
“We‘ll see,” Sakamoto grumbled, knowing he was about to give in and not at all happy about the fact.