Title: You know you've got it made when your group has an awesome acronym
Unit for Points: ABC-Z
Word Count: 100
Characters: Fujigaya, Kawai, Goseki
Note(s): quickie of a prompt from the
ebikisu-thon“Our acronym is better than yours!” Fujigaya taunts Kawai with one day, as they wait in line to grab a drink from the good vending machine on their floor.
“What the - ” Kawai does his best to look mortally offended. “It is not!”
“It is too!” retorts Fujigaya. “It’s made up of all our names, and has a cool English meaning that has to do with what Kisumai is good at. That makes us like KAT-TUN!”
“Well if you’re going to be like that,” Goseki, who’s just retrieved his drink, joins in the conversation, “then ABC-Z is like SMAP.”
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Title: Especially if you get assigned your own letter
Unit for Points: ABC-Z
Word Count: 100
Characters: ABC-Z, mostly Kawai
Note(s): another quickie of a prompt from the
ebikisu-thonWhen ABC-Z has a photoshoot that involves them holding up the letter blocks to their group name, Kawai immediately whips out his phone and sends a smug text to Fujigaya.
We’re each getting a letter too, take that!
“I’m Z, naturally,” Hasshi says, handing out the letters. “Gocchi is A because he’s Gocchi-sama, ne? Then…”
“I’d like C please!” Tsukada chirps.
“Then I’ll be B!” Tottsu adds.
“Ah, then Kawai-kun, you get to be the hyphen!” Hasshi grins.
As Kawai takes the block with a disgruntled look, his phone alerts him of a new message.
You’re the hyphen, huh~?
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Title: Untitled
Unit for Points: ABC-Z
Word Count: 100
Characters: Koyama, Yokoo, Kusano (KKKity vs. Akanishi Troops Kusano's Pirates)
Note(s): because one of the Kusanos at the
jeauthormeme said "I am sad that Kusano's recent appearance has not inspired any Kusano pirate!AU fics. D:" ... they turned out kind of weird though /)_(\
Koyama’s crew had been expecting them. On the poop deck, Yokoo had spotted the other ship, proudly flying a Jolly Roger, bearing down on them through the thinning dawn mists. Now, barely midmorning, the outlaws had caught up.
“Stay your arms,” Koyama commanded, “If there’s trouble, it shall not be at the instigation of His Majesty’s soldiers.”
But it seemed like the pirates were loathe to fight as well. They stood around, jeering at the soldiers and waiting for their captain to arrive.
When he finally came, leaping agilely over the railing, Shige couldn’t help gasping loudly in shock. “Kusano?!"
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Title: Untitled
Unit for Points: ABC-Z
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kusano, Koyama, Shige (KKKity vs. Akanishi Troops Kusano's Pirates)
Tilting back his chair so that it was balancing on two legs, Kusano beamed in satisfaction at his former best friends (and now what he might consider as business partners). “Haharr, let’s drink on it, me hearties! Some rum, all around!”
Shige looked pained at Kusano’s lingo, knowing that the younger man was doing it on purpose just to irritate him.
Koyama, on the other hand, had taken off his Captain’s hat and put on his mother hen bonnet. “Kusacchi! Why are you drinking again?!” he wailed, “And don’t you bathe? Please cut your hair! Let me shave you! Wahhh!"
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Title: Untitled
Unit for Points: ABC-Z
Word Count: 100
Characters: Takeuchi, Jin, Yamapi (KKKity vs. Akanishi Troops Kusano's Pirates)
“I thought…” Takeuchi spoke up, a little crease between his eyebrows, “I thought pirates wore, you know, eye patches and rags and stuff?”
“Arr me cully,” sneered one of them, a tall man with a strong jaw and nonchalant air. “Be ye thinkin’ we ain’t good ‘nuff fer yer fine togs?” He took a menacing step towards Takeuchi, causing the sailor to grip his sword nervously.
One of the other pirates intervened, putting a friendly arm around Takeuchi. “Don’t mind Jin. Bakanishi’s just watched too many American movies.”
“Pi!” gasped Jin, in perfectly normal Japanese. “You’re fraternizing with the enemy!”
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